The Ferrari Formula 1 Team sacked its entire pit crew yesterday. The
announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the UK
Government's Youth Opportunity Scheme and employ people from Liverpool .
The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how
unemployed youths from Liverpool area were able to remove a set of wheels
in less than six seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's
existing crew can only do it in eight seconds with millions of euros worth
of high tech equipment. . As most races are
won and lost in the pits, Ferrari now have the advantage over every team.
However, Ferrari may have got more than they bargained for. At the crew's
first practice session the Liverpool pit crew successfully changed the
tyres in under six seconds, but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed,
re-badged, and sold the vehicle to the McLaren Team for eight bottles of
Stella, a kilo of speed and some photos of Coulthard's bird i
2007-01-18 05:14:43 · 15 answers · asked by Alicat 6 in Sports ➔ Auto Racing ➔ Formula One
in the shower
2007-01-18 05:15:17 · update #1
Hey Firecat, guess where I'm from?
That goes for Goth too!
2007-01-18 05:37:26 · update #2
Substitute a NASCAR team for Ferrari and illegal Mexicans for the Liverpool youths and we Yanks would find it equally funny.
2007-01-19 02:30:03 · answer #1 · answered by maxinebootie 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
In case you missed it, poking fun at peoples origins is racism.
No matter how funny it may be.
Therefore the whole of Liverpool should demand an enquiry into this joke, and Gordon Brown should apologise to anyone from Liverpool.
Any sponsors should drop any deal with you and when you leave your house you should get extra bodyguards as the public will be out to get you
(Did Jermaine put you up to this?)
:~}:
:~} (2 smileys as it really was funny to a Londoner!)
2007-01-18 05:27:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-01-18 05:22:49 · answer #3 · answered by stoutseun69 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Scousers Rule.
2007-01-18 05:37:24 · answer #4 · answered by Scouser7674 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Scouser is obviously English slang for something, but even as an American and a Tifosi, it sounded pretty funny.
2007-01-18 05:52:21 · answer #5 · answered by Erik S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's an oldie, one of several versions doing the rounds. The only difference is sometimes the kids are from Manchester, sometimes they are from Leeds, sometimes they are from ...
2007-01-18 10:01:05 · answer #6 · answered by Gregnir 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Liked it haha. Not a scouser!
2007-01-18 05:20:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brummie found it funny
2007-01-18 05:22:38 · answer #8 · answered by p0nytales 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny x
2007-01-18 06:49:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no im from devon and it is still funny
2007-01-18 05:31:56 · answer #10 · answered by angus r 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋