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2007-01-18 05:09:19 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Celebrities

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As a single (though multi-digit) number or as a percentage of the mass of the planet Earth?

In Imperial or Metric Ton(nes)?

Before or after her morning movement of her bowels?

Please be more specific with a number who's value can vary by so much under the influence of so many, many different things...

2007-01-18 05:18:51 · answer #1 · answered by Pubquiz D 1 · 1 0

It could be a ton for all I care. What bugs me about her is her attitude. It's all about her and nothing else matters. I mean to each his own. Straight, gay, bi whatever we are all human beings and we all have the God given right to try to be happy and free. Just don't rub in my face your higher than mighty attitude and so forth. It's fake and unnecessary. She thinks that by being louder than everyone else on Earth then she is right every single time. She has no talent, no class, and no respect for other opinions other than her own. She might weigh 350 lbs or so but she has not one ounce of substance what so ever.

2007-01-18 13:22:13 · answer #2 · answered by El Teke 4 · 1 0

Oh this sounds like a Trump question. That depends on what your weighing. I think as a human being she weighs in nice on the scales of entertainment and worth. So does Mr. Trump. Does anybody remember about 20 years ago when all of the evangelist were fighting on television? Don't people of other public vocations realize they don't look any better when they do these publicity stunts?

2007-01-18 13:15:55 · answer #3 · answered by fullnessofjoy1959 2 · 0 2

Her mouth alone weighs in at a good 100 pounds. The rest of her is probably about 250, maybe more.

2007-01-18 13:53:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

250

2007-01-18 13:12:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

When she steps on the scale it says:

"One at a time please"

"To be continued...."

The infinity sign pops up often as well.

So, to answer your question, there is no way to calibrate her weight, much like a Small planet

2007-01-18 13:40:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

No one knows really b/c every time she attempts to be weighed she breaks the scale. It will just be one of the mystries of life.

2007-01-18 13:14:14 · answer #7 · answered by O G 2 · 1 0

Scientists have tried to calculate it by measuring the effects of gravity as she enters a room, but her ego keeps getting in the way...

2007-01-18 13:19:18 · answer #8 · answered by Cadair360 3 · 2 0

Unfortunately, there are no scales that can sustain such a large mass, so we'll never know. Whales are jealous of her blubber.

2007-01-18 13:13:42 · answer #9 · answered by Kballs 3 · 1 0

250 - 280? A guess.

2007-01-18 13:20:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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