Are you the silent type? ---poo question---- you have been warned!???

Question

Do you go into a zen-like meditation when brown your bowl? Do you shut the door and turn off the lights? Do you hold deep conversations with your maker and travel to distant destinations in your minds eye? Or do you just sit and sh1t, making the occasional grunt or moan?

Answer 1

I really enjoy it. Sometimes I hold it in deliberately for ages; the release is so much better.

Answer 2

I generally read the stupid tabloids my roomie buys. They're only for toilet reading. I mean who cares if Lindsay Lohan got gang-banged. When it's a bad poo though, i start sweating and try to meditate.

Answer 3

The last one.

Answer 4

Dragon goes into the bathroom, does her business as qwickly as possible, flushes, washes her hands, and exits the bathroom. She does not meditate over her poo.

Answer 5

All of the above, except doing it in the dark, unless there's a powercut which is a total pain the @rse.

Answer 6

I like to look between my legs and watch it as it comes out. I strive very hard to get the job done in one piece!

Answer 7

15 seconds from flippin the lid to washing the hands. Time is $ can't waste it in the crapper!

Answer 8

I just do what it takes to get the job done. I don't go in with a strategy

Answer 9

I pretty much wait till I am turtle-heading, I'm not into sitting there all day, i don't want hemmorhoids.

Answer 10

Who cares about butt nuggets? They just come out and that's that. I bet you might be like 12 years old because of the nature of your question.