2007-01-18 03:17:53 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Don't fry chicken while in the nude.
2007-01-18 03:21:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Don't squat with your spurs on.
Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction.
When you lose, don't lose the lesson
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back into your pocket.
2007-01-18 03:39:04 · answer #2 · answered by cowboybronco01 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't eat yellow snow.
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Never moon a werewolf.
2007-01-18 03:22:46 · answer #3 · answered by Joe Somebody 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my advice would be to lighten the fluck up! Nobody has a sense of humor today!
2007-01-18 03:22:03 · answer #4 · answered by liberpez 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch what you say ...it does matter!
Matthew 12:37 For by thy words thou shalt be justified and by thy words thou shalt be condemned.
Your Christian friend in PA
2007-01-18 03:40:01 · answer #5 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eat Chocolate !
2007-01-18 03:22:06 · answer #6 · answered by wHaT eVeR 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't poke a bear with a stick.
But seriously, 'Do unto others as you would have them do unto you' would work wonders if we all adhered to it!
2007-01-18 03:36:52 · answer #7 · answered by Sparky5115 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like someone else said, be yourself, you can only keep facades for so long before they come falling down on you
2007-01-18 05:58:43 · answer #8 · answered by XXXDirtyDirtyGirlXXX 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you have to fight a bear, shark, or alligator, punch them in the nose and face.
2007-01-18 03:21:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't forget to put on clean underwear.
2007-01-18 03:24:48 · answer #10 · answered by Alexandriagal 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are lurkers?wow,who knew?hmmm..."Do not lurk on my cloud!" =)
2007-01-18 03:26:17 · answer #11 · answered by *toona* 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋