2007-01-18 02:03:49 · 19 answers · asked by lkgja j 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
You get a violation notice.
Be very careful what it is that you are thinking.
The yahoo thought police are watching your every thought.
Love and blessings Don
2007-01-18 02:09:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well its a bit like minority report. Deep within the Yahoo offices a machine produces a report with your personal details on and the date / time/ contents of your thought. If a green report is produced this means you haven't had an original thought and is classed as a minor violation. But if a red report is flagged this means that the thought is original and an alarm will sound within Yahoo. The Yahoo thought police - Serious crime unit will be immediately dispatched to apprehend you and cleanse any original thoughts from your brain. You will then be re-classified as a "Jade Goody", this means you are no longer able to have serious thoughts and your ability to reason is diminished.
2007-01-18 10:21:47 · answer #2 · answered by GoreyAlan Fáilte 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thought crime-someone has been reading 1984.
2007-01-18 10:07:28 · answer #3 · answered by Damn Good Dawg 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Do a Brain cell count if you still have two then thats all the power of thought you need on here
2007-01-18 10:10:22 · answer #4 · answered by Roger 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Big Brother will send you a notice of violation, then you will be sent to retrain your thinking until you are submissive.
2007-01-18 10:06:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The thought police will come for you and we will never see you or should i say hear from you again
2007-01-18 10:08:20 · answer #6 · answered by SilverSurfer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you have a violation, believe me, you will find out.
Check your e-mails or questions.
Good Luck & Blessings
2007-01-18 10:06:17 · answer #7 · answered by Wood Smoke ~ Free2Bme! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
reported
2007-01-18 10:06:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well I think..you have..but..I dont know for sure...maybe you should go directly to Yahoo, dont pass go...Oh ! and while you are on your way there...I think I will have cheese with that and upsize...ok..Oh!...and...I think I will say....thankx.. hehehehe
2007-01-18 10:08:46 · answer #9 · answered by ozzy chik... 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I should know i've had tons of them they usually send you an email
2007-01-18 10:36:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋