Were You totally amazed!?!
2007-01-18 01:22:09 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Why, yes! Once, on an ancient scroll I found it the desert, these lines were writ:
Hasten, O, hasten toward South and Main...
Here is an offer for the overly vain,
Bring your shirts to us -just twice-
your next coat will be cleaned- HALF PRICE!
-We welcome your continued patronage,
The Staff of Ra's Dry Cleaning and Pizza Parlor
2007-01-18 04:28:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Actually, your newspaper probably would tell you of that and cost you a lot less than the book of ancient prophesy you just bought to find this answer. You could have saved yourself a lot more money than just the discount on your dry cleaning if you had used your head for something else other than a hat rack.
2007-01-18 19:31:00 · answer #2 · answered by Boudica 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well it all goes back to a little boy on a donkey in a small village in ancient Babylon. It seems that his donkey always pulled to the right when they went by a gas station.
Eventually, he formed the idea that someday in a land called the United States my drycleaners would cut me a 13% discount if I purchased a card from them for $20.00.
As fate woudl have it, it did come true!
2007-01-18 10:48:29 · answer #3 · answered by Lt. Dan reborn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who knows? That's the trouble with ancient prophecies. The person who originally gave it is long gone and is not going to dispute the interpretation.
2007-01-19 04:43:02 · answer #4 · answered by Erica R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not yet, but I read one that told me about scrambled eggs with some ham and cheese in it. It said I would love it, and you know, it was right. So I read them often now. You never know what the next one will say.
B
2007-01-18 09:30:55 · answer #5 · answered by Bacchus 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mmmm... Nah! I just wondered if the got a discount for food too :)
2007-01-18 11:17:05 · answer #6 · answered by Sakura ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAH!
I still have clothes to get out and avoiding picking them up because of the price!
2007-01-18 09:25:34 · answer #7 · answered by incognitas8 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wasn't that an episode of "Angel?"
2007-01-18 09:25:09 · answer #8 · answered by Stranger In The Night 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the matter Dramboor, are you SCAAAAAAAAAARED?
2007-01-18 09:28:40 · answer #9 · answered by Mr Spock 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋