How can I become more like George W Bush?

Question

I strive to better myself in all ways, and what better way than to model myself after such a fine, upstanding man, the President of our country, a great fearless leader, the moral compass of our nation, a respected statesman, a great orator, a successful businessman, and now our finest president. What qualities should I develop to follow in his footsteps?

Answer 1

Stem Cells and a good cloning, but you have to be coke addicted and alcoholic to receive the full effect.

Answer 2

Round one, 2000. A close vote in Florida calls for a recount. As the recount shows the election to be closer and closer the recount committee (led by Bush's brother and Bush's campaign manager with the help of karl Rove) swings into action and we don't have any more recounting until it is just too late and the Supreme Court appoints him president by declaring that Florida does not have time to do a recount. Round 2 Kerry has the lead and it is a close vote in Ohio, but all exit polls show Kerry leading. When the morning comes Bush suddenly and inexplicably is in the lead contrary to how people said they voted...The Republicans explain that Kerry really never had a lead because Republicans lie when the speak to the people conducting the exit polls. It was no mistake. It was election fraud that won both terms for him. Not only the worst, but the most corrupt president in our history.

Answer 3

Get a rich father, spend a few years drinking and snorting a bunch of coke, then become born again and start running a bunch of businesses into the ground but make money inside trading, become a governor, execute a record number of people since the reinstatement of the death penalty by the supreme court, become president by cheating using family connections, then crash the nation into a stupid war and make money trading defense stocks. You'll be a fine, upstanding man in a suit in no time. And don't forget to do your situps... you can't be a Bush if you look like a Clinton.

Answer 4

Well you can start by going here...
http://monkeydyne.com/bushresume/resume.html

Read and learn, George W. Bush was a man of many firsts:

First convicted criminal to be elected President. He was arrested for DUI in Maine in the 60s.
First War Deserter to be elected President. Never finished his National Guard duty, simply stopped going to required meetings and refused to report for his flight-worthiness medical examination, which grounded him and wasted the quarter million dollars or so it took to train him. Our President was AWOL (Absent With Out Leave) during a time of war (Vietnam). This makes him deserter and (in my opinion) not at all qualified to be Commander in Chief of US Armed Forces. he should be in Leavenworth, making little rocks out of big ones.
His is the first administration which has used new government laws to illegally detain "suspects", but those "suspects" are not told what "laws" they have broken.
His is only the second US Presidency to establish gulags for its own citizens, the first time being when Japanese Interrment Camps were established in WWII. The guilt of these suspects is so certain, not one person incarcerated at Guantanamo Bay, Cubam has been convicted of anything, in fact, not one illegally held person there has been specifically charged with any crime, at any time.

Can anyone honestly say they feel safer now than before Sept 11, 2001? Terrorist attacks are up at least 31% since 2001. Every time we open another Abu Garaib or "disappear" another suspected terrorist or gangrape another 16 year old Iraqi girl, we simply give those who feel betrayed a good reason to BECOME resistance fighters. Our borders are no more secure than they were when Bush took office, the man spent 42% of the 10 months leading up to the attacks ON VACATION, he never ran a successful business, I'm PRETTY sure he was proud of being a male cheerleader in college, (well, the college his dad got him into- He couldnt get into a real college on his own he got turned down everywhere)

George W Bush is a great person to study, so you may learn from his many mistakes and to learn what real harm can come from electing an obviously unqualified person to run the US.

Answer 5

O.K. heres how you start out..... run for congress and lose. produce a Hollywood b movies that goes defunct, buy an oil company and when you cant find any oil, go bankrupt, next, buy lets say thye Texas Rangers, in a sweethart deal that took land and used tax-paying dolars to purchase it. With daddys help get elected to Governer of Texas. Change pollution laws for oil and power companies and make texas the most polluted state in the America.Next, replace Los Angeles with Houston the most smog-ridden state in the country. Then, bankrupt Texas government to lets say a couple of billion dollars , largest in history,then, execute the most people in history as governer. Then, in your first 2 years in office, make over 2 million people lose there jobs, also a history maker, and at the same time make your admininistration the richest in history. Spend the surplus and bankrupt the treasury ,another history maker. Set the all time biggest drop in the history of the stock market. o Yea, make yet another record for most vacation days for any U.S. president. Then, proceed to cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans , Appoint more convicted criminals to positions in your administration, Set all time record for more foreclosures in a 12 month period in history. Sign more laws and executive orders amending the constitutuion than any president in US, history. Then, cut all health cuts for war veterans. Dissolve more international treaties than in any presidents history.Preside over the biggest stock fraud of any market in the country . Then, go ahead and set the all-time record for biggest annual spending increases , "you know the rest"! Withdrawl yourself from the World Court Of Law ! Refuse the United Nations election inspectors. Be the all time record holder for most corporate campaign donations. Be the first president to unilaterally attack a sovereign nation against the will of the United Nations and the world community,there is more, but the MoUsE mUsT ReSt.

Answer 6

Bush actually isn't a successful business man, most companies he was responsible for resounding failures, although being as highly connected as he is he did sit on the board of directors for several successful companies.

The quality you will most want to develop in influential friends.

Answer 7

I have to agree with Mystic Minds choice, since I believe Bush is a clone of Hitler anyway. Stem cells would be a logical choice.

Answer 8

Excessive alcohol consumption and drug use combined with whoring around (when conscious) made George Bush a great man.

Then he found God and became the total loser and complete failure that you see today. George needs to get back on his chemical diet as soon as possible for himself, and for the nation.

Answer 9

Be born with a golden spoon in your mouth, rot your brain on alcohol and coke, get saved, run for president, start an immoral war, and lie all the way along. How tough could it be?

Answer 10

Snort coke,drive drunk,start meaningless wars,whore religion with ulterior motives,lie cheat steal and blame it all on Democrats.

In other words,be a rich scuzzy dishonest typical Republican conservative.

Answer 11

You can:

-Bankrupt an oil company.
-Buy your own Texas Rangers baseball team.
-Hire Karl Rove to write your speeches and be your brain.
-Have your right-hand-man Vice President shoot a man.

Hope this helped!