Include, movie and speaker(s), please.
2007-01-17 21:22:32 · 26 answers · asked by blonde_bubbles89 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
Aragron, in Lord of the RIngs, at the Black Gate. Hope i get it right, because i am trying to write from my own memories.
"People of Gondor and Rohan! My brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of Fellowship. But it is not this day! An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the age of Men comes crashing down. But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth, i bid you Men of the West! STAND!"
WOW
2007-01-18 02:20:27 · answer #1 · answered by Crystall22 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Movie: The Long Kiss Goodnight
Just 5 quotes from one of the best scripts ever written. (I wish I could quote the whole movie!)
1.)
Gena Davis: What, are you a Mormon?
Samuel L Jackson: Yes, I'm a Mormon. That's why I just smoked a pack of Newport and drank three vodka tonics.
2.)
Gena Davis: Were you always this stupid, or did you take lessons?
Samuel L Jackson: I took lessons.
3.)
Samuel L Jackson: ...everyone knows, when you make an assumption, you make an a-ss out of "u" and "umption".
4.)
Gena Davis: Easy, sport. Got myself out of Beirut once, I think I can get out of New Jersey.
Samuel L Jackson: Yeah, well don't be so sure. Others have tried and failed. The entire population, in fact.
5.)
Samuel L Jackson: Your telling me that your gonna fake some terrorist thing just to scare some money out of Congress?
Leland Perkins: Well, unfortunately I have no idea how to fake killing 4,000 people - so we're just gonna have to do it for real. Blame it on the Muslims, naturally. Then I get my funding
2007-01-18 05:35:32 · answer #2 · answered by quay_grl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I Am Nothing Special: Of This I Am Sure. I Am A Common Person With Common Thoughts And I've Led A Common Life. There Are No Monuments Dedicated To Me And My Name Will Soon Be Forgotten. But I've Loved Another With All My Heart And Soul, And To Me, This Has Always Been Enough."
-The Notebook
2007-01-18 05:32:15 · answer #3 · answered by Joe 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Fletcher Reede: It depends on how long you were following me!
Cop: Why don't we just start from the top?
Fletcher Reede: Here it goes. I sped, I followed too closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yield at a crosswalk, I changed lanes at an intersection, I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and SPEEDING!
Cop: Is that all?
Fletcher Reede: [Forced] No. I have unpaid parking tickets
ANOTHER ONE:
Fletcher Reede: Your Honor, I object!
Judge Stevens: Why?
Fletcher Reede: Because it's devastating to my case!
Judge Stevens: Overruled.
Fletcher Reede: Good call!
2007-01-18 06:37:44 · answer #4 · answered by Ayan P 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have too many that I like. Here's some:
"I'm at where I'm at. And I be where I be." That's from Dead Presidents. Chris Tucker's line at the party.
"ya'll ain't never got 2 things that match. either you have kool-aid no sugar. peanut butter no jelly. ham no burger." - Another C. Tucker line. from Friday.
"remember it. write it down. take a picture. i don't give a f***." - Friday
"Gator, where's mama's tv? You know where mama tv at. I smoked the motherf***er. Tell mama that...Gator's a crackhead." - Jungle Fever
"Come on mama. Give me some money." - Jungle Fever
"but the sign on my a** says do not enter." - House Party
"Momma. Momma" -- Color Purple (but you have to do the hands too)
"I hear a girl has you p**** whipped. don't be p**** whipped. Whip that p**** like this...bang, bang, bang, bang." - Boomerang
"Say. get out of my house." - Adventures in Babysitting.
"A cat? Lady, that ain't no cat. That's a NY gutter rat." [and then the rat squeaks and the girl screams and drops the rat] - Adventures in Babysitting.
"Ooh. Spiderwebs." - Drop Dead Fred (Fred looks under this girl's mom's dress).
2007-01-18 05:47:12 · answer #5 · answered by J Booty 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clerks II (2006)
Randal Graves: You're in the bestiality business.
Sexy Stud: Hey. Fucko. We like to call it inter-species erotica.
Randal Graves: Intriguing.
Becky: I'm disgusted and repulsed and... I can't look away.
Silent Bob: ...I got nothing.
Sexy Stud: Ooh, cake!
Randal Graves: Why haven't you ****** Myra yet?
Elias: Well we can't because of Pillow Pants.
Randal Graves: What the ****'s Pillow Pants?
Elias: Pillow Pants is a little troll that lives in her pussy.
[Randal stares]
Elias: Pillow Pants is her pussy troll?
[scoffs]
Elias: Duh. You know how every girl's parents put a pussy troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital sex?
Randal Graves: ...Sure.
Elias: Well Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so even though she totally wants to have sex with me, Myra says that if I put my... thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants get peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have sex.
Randal Graves: [floored] And Myra told you this?
Elias: Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about sex stuff Randal. You'd know this if you ever had a girlfriend.
Randal Graves: Have you and Myra even kissed yet?
Elias: We would have if it weren't for Listerfiend.
Randal Graves: [beat] Listerfiend is her mouth troll, isn't it?
Elias: [shakes head] Women.
2007-01-18 10:51:24 · answer #6 · answered by nyhtshade 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From Wedding Crashers (at the beginning with the angry couple):
[Woman pulls prescription pills from purse]
Man: That's it, go comotose for me baby
Woman: Oh, you shut your mouth when you're talkin' to me!
(Later on when Owen Wilson is talking to Rachel McAdams)
Rachel: What is true love?
Owen: True love is your soul's recognition of it's counterpoint in another.
(Still later when Owen Wilson is going to talk to Rachel McAdams and runs into Vince Vaughn)
Vince: Did you do the motor boat? You did! You motorboatin' son of a *****!
2007-01-18 10:12:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heres are my fave Quotes from my Favourite movies:
From X-Men
Wolverine: It's me!
Cyclops: Prove it!
Wolverine: You're a dick.
Cyclops: Okay.
Prof. Charles Xavier: Ah, Logan. I'd like you to meet Ororo Monroe, also called Storm. This is Scott Summers, also called Cyclops. They saved your life. I believe you already know Dr. Jean Grey. You are in my School for the Gifted for Mutants. You'll be safe here from Magneto.
Wolverine: What's a Magneto?
Prof. Charles Xavier: A very powerful mutant. He believes that a war is brewing between mutants and the rest of humanity. I've been following his activities for some time. The man who attacked you is an associate of his called Sabertooth.
Wolverine: Sabertooth?
[looks at Storm]
Wolverine: Storm.
[looks at Xavier]
Wolverine: What do they call you? "Wheels"? This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Rogue: You don't have anything to eat, do you?
[Logan reaches across her into the glove compartment and hands her something to eat]
Rogue: I'm Rogue.
[looks across the seat to look at him and spots his dog tag]
Rogue: Were you in the army? Doesn't, doesn't that mean you were in the army?
[she stops talking and looks around. She spots the trailer in the back]
Rogue: Wow.
Logan: What?
Rogue: It's just that, suddenly my life doesn't look that bad.
Logan: Well, if you prefer the road...
Rogue: [quickly] No, it looks great. It looks cozy.
[They go quiet. Rogue begins to rub her cold hand together. Logan turns on the heater]
Logan: Put your hands on the heater.
[He reaches for her hand and she pulls back]
Logan: I'm not gonna hurt you kid.
Rogue: [shakes her head and puts back on her gloves] It's nothing personal. It's just that, when people touch my skin, something happens.
Logan: What?
Rogue: I don't know, they just get hurt.
Logan: Fair enough. So, what kind of name is Rogue?
Rogue: I don't know. What kind of name is Wolverine?
Logan: My name is Logan.
Rogue: Marie.
Wolverine: You actually go outside in these things?
Cyclops: Well, what would you prefer? Yellow spandex?
X-Men 2
Wolverine: Got any beer?
Bobby: This is a school.
Wolverine: So that's a no?
Bobby: Yeah, that's a no.
Wolverine: Well, do you have anything other than chocolate milk?
Wolverine: Who's this guy?
Rogue: This is Bobby, he's my...
Bobby: I'm her boyfriend.
[shakes Logan's hand and freezes it]
Bobby: Call me Iceman.
Wolverine: Boyfriend? So how do you guys...?
Bobby: Well, we're still working on that.
Dr. Jean Grey: [voiceover] Mutation. It is the key to our evolution. It is how we have evolved from a single-cell organism into the dominant species on the planet. This process is slow, normally taking thousands and thousands of years. But every few millennia evolution leaps forward.
Dr. Jean Grey: Girls flirt with the dangerous guy, they don't bring him home... I married a good guy.
Wolverine: I can be the good guy.
Dr. Jean Grey: Logan, the good guy sticks around.
Professor X: Logan, my tolerance for your smoking in the mansion notwithstanding, continue smoking ithat n here, and you'll spend the rest of your days under the belief that you're a six-year-old girl.
Wolverine: You'd do that?
Professor X: I'd have Jean braid your hair.
X-Men 3
Dr. Jean Grey: You would die for them?
Logan: No not for them... for you.
Dr. Jean Grey: Save me...
Logan: I love you...
Logan: Well, for all we know, the government helped cook this up.
Dr. Hank McCoy: I can assure you, the government had nothing to do with this.
Logan: I've heard that before.
Dr. Hank McCoy: My boy, I have been fighting for mutant rights since before you had claws.
Logan: [to the Professor] Did he just call me boy?
Kitty Pryde: But didn't Einstein say "Ethics are an exclusive human concern without any super human authority behind it."
Prof. Charles Xavier: Einstein wasn't a mutant, as far as we know.
2007-01-18 06:18:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
<>"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse." Marlon Brando, Al Pacino, Robert DeNiro - The Godfather
2007-01-18 05:26:27 · answer #9 · answered by druid 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Turkish in the film Snatch
'Diamonds...what do I know about diamonds, I'm a boxing promoter'
2007-01-18 05:37:01 · answer #10 · answered by Baps . 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋