You know the ones i mean.. My parents used to come out with some classics! What's your most memorable one? If you're a parent yourself now, do you find yourself telling the same little fibs to your own children, like i do!?
2007-01-17 20:38:55 · 20 answers · asked by katie 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
My mum used to say she could see everything I was doing cause she had eyes in the back of her head - I truly believed this!! I now say it to my 3 year old Step daughter and she believes too - its marvellous!!
she also used to tell me my nose would grow if I told a lie - so EVERY single time I fibbed I held my hand over my nose to stop it from growing - therefore giving away the fact that I was lying!!
If I was pulling a face they would tell me if the wind blew it would stick that way!!
If I picked my scabs they used to say I would grow a pigs foot out of it!!
That carrotts make you see in the dark!
that crusts make your hair curly!
The tooth fairy that came for your teeth!
That if I was naughty round Christmas time Jack Frost would come and get me!! (that one was mean!!!!)
That babies came out of mums belly button
If I swallowed chewing gum it would wrap around my insides and I would die in 7 years (that was actually what my brother used to say to me!!)
2007-01-17 21:38:15 · answer #1 · answered by Grace - baby No.2 due in October 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Where do I start?
Holy God is looking down on you now and making a list of all the bold things you're doing.
Santa Clause is looking in the window at you being bold and you'll only get a bag of coal off him.
how I didnt end up emotionally traumatised from all these "men" watching my every move Ill never know!!!
xx
2007-01-17 20:49:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
The ones I remember are..
If you swallow an apple pip you would get an apple tree growing inside you..
If your a naughty girl this year father christmas won't leave you any presents just a lump of coal in your stocking
And the other one was the chewing gum.. If you swallowed it, it would stick your insides together.
I remember swallowing a piece once and was convinced I was going to die...Lol parents eh!!!!!
2007-01-18 03:28:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If I ate too many peanuts then a peanut tree will grow in my mouth and out the top of my head.
And if I swallow chewing gum, my ribs will stick together.
Parents are mean sometimes!
2007-01-17 21:06:25 · answer #4 · answered by The Sooz 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Possibly the most traumatizing was that babies come from the baby shop - you order what you want and go and pick it up! You could be sent back as well!
Took me years not to freak out every time I passed an Argos........
2007-01-17 20:56:34 · answer #5 · answered by Pommie girl 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
apparently my two pet rabitts ran away to live a very happy wild life in the woods !
Wouldn't have anything to do with the dog that ate them then Mum??
You can't trust some people
2007-01-17 20:46:29 · answer #6 · answered by k 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
My daughter this Christmas started to ask questions on why I was buying presents for other people, such as my mum and dad, I told her that Santa only takes presents to children, and that I have to buy the presents for adults myself and send them to him to deliver.
2007-01-17 20:50:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
this is me but my best mates mum told her that the ice cream van was the icecream van but the fish van play the music lol
she didnt know till she was 9 years old
2007-01-18 07:10:14 · answer #8 · answered by beemewe 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My mum and dad used to say your tongue would turn black if you tell lies... my poor little brother was in a state after he ate a black jack
2007-01-17 20:46:08 · answer #9 · answered by summer nights 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i was wondering what would happen if i use the drink machine that was out of order at hungry jacks (like burger king) and my older sister told me that mud comes out and the employees make you drink it
2014-06-17 17:43:13 · answer #10 · answered by Zion James 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋