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Come on now, the universal poke in the back with the love sword...
and they KNOW we’re asleep...

why do they get mad if we wake THEM up? Does anyone else out there have the ‘love sword’ poke’n at your back, but growls when we wake them up?

2007-01-17 20:21:27 · 12 answers · asked by Yvette B yvetteb 6 in Family & Relationships Marriage & Divorce

yeah, i dont have that problem anymore, just wondering how common it is...

is it nationwide? :)

2007-01-17 20:22:50 · update #1

LOL!!! great answers... so true, so true...

so it must be worldwide then huh? *GRIN*

2007-01-17 20:30:42 · update #2

LMAO!!!!!!!

oh they were GREAT....made me laugh so hard my eyes watered...

2007-01-17 20:52:28 · update #3

12 answers

LMAO....they ALL think that 'theres' is the best..................hoonestly I dont know how they walk around with those things........lol

2007-01-17 20:27:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Depends on how you wake him up. lol! The love sword poke is universal it makes it abundantly clear to all parties involved.

If your man is getting mad cuz you woke him up you just need to check your technique. Cuz we are rockin boners even when we sleep so if you decided to get creative and he woke up in the middle of it. I'm sure he wouldn't mind.

2007-01-18 04:33:55 · answer #2 · answered by Cybrocupid 2 · 2 0

Hey YB.

I dont know wiht others but in my case its a sign that i want to have sex. Soon after poking you, i will start stroking you all over and you will feel my breathing and the heat engulfing you too. From that point, i will come extremely hard and wonderfull. Clear to you now?

2007-01-18 04:31:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Its too common and natural toooooooooo! In fact, its nice! I do it all the time with my gf and she loves it! She would have probably do the same if she had a love sword of her own. Instead, she pokes it with her own warm hands! I love it!

2007-01-18 04:40:59 · answer #4 · answered by Ebby 6 · 1 0

Take it as a compliment, he can't get enough of you. It's also my experience that girls sleep a little lighter than guys. Maybe that's why he's so upset. When I fall asleep I'm like a bear. It's really hard to be abruptly woken up.

2007-01-18 04:28:32 · answer #5 · answered by john b 1 · 2 0

Just to be clear, how many guys poke you in the backside with their "love sword".

Must admit "love sword" is a new one, for me anyway. Love sword, love fest, OMG i gotta go get outta here!!

;))

2007-01-18 04:29:31 · answer #6 · answered by Starguru 2 · 1 0

Ha i love doin it to girls i think its funny because some reason they always have a shock expression. Its like even they know exactly what it is instantly with out looking and still surprise
too sum it all up i love it

2007-01-18 04:28:27 · answer #7 · answered by Realdeal 2 · 1 0

i have used the love sword poke method a few times but if my woman EVER wanted sex, i dont care HOW she wakes me! im ALWAYS ready and willing!!!!!

2007-01-18 04:38:50 · answer #8 · answered by mich_teddybear 4 · 2 0

Unfortunately, male stupidity is indeed nationwide.

2007-01-18 04:31:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

No I dont usually mind neither dose he but then again it is 4:30am and I am here and he is sleeping.

2007-01-18 04:28:00 · answer #10 · answered by Belinda 4 · 1 0

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