So, burning in Hell forever is better than saying one prayer now, right? We are doomed, you know??

Question

BECAUSE there is not much time left all kidding aside.

Jesus Christ is coming soon.....if this war with Iran thing really goes, please please just say the prayer!

It has been prophesied that this would happen EXACTLY in this way...before Israel was even a country. People looked at this man and said "you are nuts"

All the middle east had were some people on camels....now all of it has come to pass and its staring us all in the face!

Since 1940, this War between Israel and Iran with the involvement of the USA has been talked about. Also it is said that at the same time a place with one currency and one nation that was several nations before will declare peace with Israel 7 years. The EU has thge euro and is now really one community. It just struck a 7 year peace treaty with Israel.

So....I mean this. Please just humour me and Accept Jesus, and please dont get the chip implant...its the mark of the beast and its coming soon. All this in Revelation/Ezekial

G-d help us all..

Answer 1

amen

Answer 2

Amen

Answer 3

Your ignorance is sad. You can take you stupid religion and stick it...........you know where. Religion and god are just a made up story than children believe like the tooth fairy. Grow up already.


And stop trying to force your ignorance of religion and lies upon me and others that know the truth. Keep the chit to your self.

Answer 4

Amen.

Answer 5

i could say, the "merely humor me" perspective is a explanation for changing to Christianity that i haven't run into that regularly. you're welcome on your ideals. i'm hoping you're incorrect basically by way of tip-of-the-international, burning-in-hell section, yet i can not say for particular you're. it is what i will assert. the alternative you want me to take is to "say one prayer" not by way of fact Jesus exchange right into a great occasion and instructor, not by way of fact in all my learn i've got found out that Christianity is unquestionably the right faith, yet by way of fact a God is obtainable conserving the risk of eternal damnation over my head. that's the alternative you grant, in spite of each thing--the two say the prayer, or everlasting lake-o-fireplace. Frankly, if this have been a movie and somebody had a gun to the hero's head asserting "SAY IT in any different case!" the hero might spit in that guy or woman's face. once you're marvelous--and that's one huge if--a minimum of i would be in that everlasting lake-o-fireplace with people who did not public sale off something as precious as their *soul* basically for some get-out-of-hell-loose card. i would be with people I so very plenty know, like Ghandi and Mark Twain and Voltaire. yet once you at the instant are not marvelous, that's a danger to me no count how fervently *you* have self assurance, my selection turns into--"say something you have not got self assurance out of concern on my own, or get up on your authentic, soul-deep ideals and push aside this guy or woman as yet another defective religious whacko who thinks your soul is his corporation." i'm afraid i'm choosing Plan B, by way of fact i don't LIE approximately my ideals. not even to get out of Hell.

Answer 6

Amen!

Answer 7

TO: [e-mail]
CC: [e-mail]
Subject: My one prayer

Dear God,

I pray to you today to ask you for something near and dear to my heart. Something that will help my spirit and ease my troubled soul.

Could you please keep your quacks off my perfectly decadent, immoral, sinful, and porn filled internet?

Thanks, not that I believe your there or anything and if I'm going to hell, I'm sure it'll be more fun anyway. Gonna have to avoid the depressives and power mongers but hey I can hang out with all the porn stars and strippers.

Yours in sin.
MBG.

Answer 8

I will say the prayer to join your religion if you send thirty bucks to the Church of the Subgenius to join my religion. It's only fair.

Answer 9

Amen. Mostly.

Answer 10

U r right