Should there be a law to buying bikinis?

Question

I say we should pass a law that forbids anyone to buy a bikini without a physical and a shave...

Answer 1

You must be bored silly to put a loaded question like this out for response. You can't legislate common sense. I don't particularly like looking at certain styles on some people, but you have to give them credit for liking themselves enough to say they don't care what you think. If you as a guy don't like seeing overweight, hairy women in a bikini, think how women feel when they're at the beach and they spot a guy coming towards them with his fat gut bouncing around the top of his speedo, or he starts to do arm or chest exercises and his flabby boobs start twirling from side to side. Even worse, when he bends over to touch his toes (if he can find them) and his boobs hit the ground before his hands do. At least women can hide some physical defects like sagging boobs with a suit with an underwire bra. When you guys let yourselves go, we women have to develop strong gag reflexes to keep from losing our lunches.

And for hairy: what about our reaction when we see the hirsute guy plop himself down in front of us on the beach? We don't know whether to amuse ourselves by braiding it, using a portable curling iron, or taking a shell with sharp edges and shaving it all off.

Trust me, you guys need to exercise as much common sense as women.

Answer 2

There should be restrictions on many types of clothing. I don't care what you look like, I don't want to see your butt hanging out of your hoochie skirt while I'm picking up a game, book, or whatever else at the mall.
People really should be able to wear what they want...if someone wants to look slutty, or horrible in an ill-fitted bikini (or as you pointed out neglects to take care of some other things), they should have the right to do so, but dag...have some self-respect. *sigh*

Answer 3

Why because you r a hairy AS# that cant get any attention.
me and every WOMEN on this planet will wear bikinis if we want to. Why don't you go and paint Ur nails or something cause you r making a fool of Ur self.

Answer 4

Dude.....are you just trying to piss women off? If you are, you are succeeding at it. Just because you don't like the way a fat, hairy woman looks in a bikini doesn't mean you have to look at them. They are not putting a bikini on just for you to look at them. They are doing it because they want to. So why don't you just shut your trap and stop asking idiotic questions.

Answer 5

f that.

how about we pass a law that forbids guys with your mentality from existing.

if fat, hairy women want to wear bikinis, let them. just cuz they look nasty doesn't mean you have to look at them.

Answer 6

so you dont mind guys buying bikinis for themselves then? as long as they are fit and shave first.

interesting, and bizarre.

Answer 7

not in the free country

Answer 8

GQsmooth!!!!!! you wish!!!!