2007-01-17 16:52:57 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Today my boyfriend played the chicken accordian... it went BOCK BOCK BOCK!!! Seriously tho... He did
2007-01-17 16:57:02 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
George Bush sticks pudding pops up his butt while singing the Oscar Mayer Wiener song.
2007-01-18 00:58:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't have a joke, but there is something you should listen, and it's quite funny and different.
here is a link: www.idolunderground.com/cman
here is a hint: the song is sang by a baby. go now..................and click on the song "A Baby's Voice".
don't worry, no spam. it's an american idol website
2007-01-18 00:58:04 · answer #3 · answered by C-Man 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am a secret agent who protects the world from the evil squirrels who want to take it over. i work under coverr, except for when i tell the world by pasting it all over Y/A!
2007-01-18 01:05:10 · answer #4 · answered by {hippy}[dreamer] 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when turkeys invade jupitur the heat sheilds are going to defelct the sticky tape and the world will jelly sandwhich
2007-01-18 00:55:50 · answer #5 · answered by ♫That'll be the Day♫ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my wife seems to be going thru the "change of life", which includes wierd, unpredictalbe mood swings, so i bought her a " mood ring."
it works great!!! if she's in a GOOD mood, the ring turns blue. if she's in a BAD mood, it leaves a big frickin' bruise on my FOREHEAD!
2007-01-18 01:08:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Horse walks into a bar, bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
2007-01-18 00:55:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus was Black, Ronald Reagen was the Devil, and the government is lying about 9/11.
2007-01-18 00:56:15 · answer #8 · answered by RoninShonen 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I got out of the shower and went and stuck my ass to my truck and it got stuck. I basically waxed my ass using ice.
2007-01-18 00:56:27 · answer #9 · answered by Nate M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a moose fetus for a pet..seriously, his name is Roy.
2007-01-18 00:58:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋