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the squirrels....they really know how to crack open nuts

2007-01-17 16:31:50 · answer #1 · answered by the quiet one 5 · 2 0

Squirrels possess greater mobility and a tendency to band together in small but fierce fighting units. They will not hesitate to attack anything they deem weak or slow. Lawn gnomes are inert, typically made of fired clay, plus they're hollow. My prediction: Squirrels 34, Gnomes 6.

2007-01-17 16:37:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I take the squirrels and 3 to 1 odds

2007-01-17 16:33:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Squirrels probably.They are more animated than lawn gnomes.

2007-01-17 16:34:12 · answer #4 · answered by Fang 4 · 0 1

The gnomes, they have a secret society, ya know.
It's called.....G.I.B gnomes in black.
They know how to kick some major Patootie.
Every just sitting at your desk and think you saw something out of the corner of your eye, then when you turn to look...nothing is there??...well...something was there...it was a highly,professionally trained NINJA GNOME!

2007-01-17 16:37:10 · answer #5 · answered by Dream 5 · 0 0

I think it would definitely depend on how BIG your lawn gnomes are .

2007-01-17 17:53:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL the squirrels they have the advantages of :
1) mobility
2) dexterity
3) nut projectiles
4) climbing ability
5) speed
6) teeth
7) higher ground
8) stealth
9) air attacks/sky diving ability

sorry........ the gnomes are just kind of eerie.

2007-01-17 16:35:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

prolly the lawn gnomes because well, they're sneaky and there's prolly millions of them everywhere and well, they dont die and squirrels do. besides, my best friend has about 80 gnomes of her own which is really scarry

2007-01-17 16:34:38 · answer #8 · answered by your mom 2 · 2 1

I'm betting on the squirrels

2007-01-17 16:50:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Garden(lawn) gnomes (my name says it all)

they are capable of intelligent speech and often have catchy catch-phrases like "Am I going to die?" "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round." and "I'm calling for backup! No, don't back up!"

2007-01-17 16:36:40 · answer #10 · answered by Stoker 2 · 1 0

squirrels are vicious, and lawn Nome's are evil
I'd be down to see the war
but I have to put my money on the squirrels.

2007-01-17 16:35:07 · answer #11 · answered by experiMENTAL bunny 6 · 1 0

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