2007-01-17 16:18:48 · 36 answers · asked by Circlometry™³ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
of course, and remember, the cockroaches that may scurry up there are a great source of low insurance rates
2007-01-17 16:32:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
There are a people up there. Half the size of the common house ant, the endangered Shelfmidians inhabit hard to reach areas such as book shelves and the space between your sofa cushions. They eat the dust that we are too lazy to clean, and their vision is extremely near sighted. Befriend them and they will show the way of the Shelf-life. Old books you've thought misplaced will be found, and new friends will be made (although not with the wild Dustbunny tribe). Farwell and good luck.
2007-01-17 16:33:10 · answer #2 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. It's not everyday that you get to live on top of a bookshelf. You could make it like a treehouse. Except you wouldn't be in a tree... It would be a BOOKHOUSE! Just have someone send you food every now and then, a couple pillows and youre set.
2007-01-17 16:22:26 · answer #3 · answered by lori 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sure, can I join you? I've always dreamed of living on a bookshelf... I promise to leave all the books by Dan Brown just for you...
2007-01-18 02:46:05 · answer #4 · answered by ♫Pavic♫ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You keep your computer on top of the bookshelf?
I use a desk myself.
2007-01-17 16:22:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i too yearn for the simple bookshelf life of a book hermit
2007-01-17 16:21:20 · answer #6 · answered by phobosaffear 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmmmmm, that depends.
can you see what the neighbors are doing?
are your toe joints cramping?
can you get staple juice from where you are sitting?
If you said yes to any of these questions then you may want to reconsider and use a book as a parachute.
2007-01-17 16:24:27 · answer #7 · answered by Dream 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have a computer on your bookshelf?
2007-01-17 16:22:23 · answer #8 · answered by ViCKi!™|` 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
keep climbing the sky is the limit
2007-01-17 16:35:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Live life to the fullest and remain up there.
2007-01-17 16:22:03 · answer #10 · answered by Redcarn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋