I own 6 contiguous funeral plots in a VERY exclusive cemetery in San Francisco. I was recently talking with some friends who are politically connected, and they told me that if I need to create a funeral monument that is outside of the standard specifications that they would help. I am considering having a large pyramid built in memory of me. It will be the largest private mausoleum in SF, but I am assured that if I grease enough palms it can be done. Some friends are criticizing me for this becuse it will likely cost somewhere around $750,000. I can't imagine having a hole in the ground and having absolutely no control over who is next to me. What if they are siciilians and the family comes and picnics on the mounds on the weekend? I shudder in horror. I want an impressive monument to ME, with no opportunity for interlopers nearby. Should I do this, or buy another house and get cremated? I already have two houses. I would really like a pyramid for my afterlife. What would YOU do?
2007-01-17 15:14:23 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Pam, How nice of you show the world what a low street piece of street trash you are! a W-hore like you will never amount to anything and when YOU die you will simply be forgotten. I on the other hand will be remembered as an ICON.
2007-01-17 15:29:36 · update #1
I'd go with the pyramid. Keep in mind that it will probably become an attraction and the Sicilians will probably be drawn to it anyway and want to picnic within it's shade. You can always have the pyramid and be cremated as well. They could just place your ashes in a tasteful urn and set it inside the pyramid on an ornate pedestal.
2007-01-17 15:26:30 · answer #1 · answered by Pico 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I already had a funeral; yet as i became estranged from my kin, no person became there. i became buried in an unmarked grave. They knew i became ineffective while i began out eating the blood of the city.
2016-12-12 14:05:15 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uhhhh......Guessing you have a small winky-dink. I shudder to think!
Overcompensation: how cliche, how gauche!
By the way, your friends are criticizing you because you are an overbearing, arrogant snob.
2007-01-17 15:25:19 · answer #3 · answered by Pamela B 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Ummmm....are you serious?! You absolutely can't be!
2007-01-17 15:19:44 · answer #4 · answered by Shari 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋