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tell me a story about a dinosaur named gerawrd please!!

2007-01-17 15:07:12 · 6 answers · asked by asdfghjk; 3 in Society & Culture Mythology & Folklore

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Once upon a time there was a dinosaur named Gerawryd. But one cold day, Gerawyrd accidentally stepped on the fire of a caveman named Onk, putting it out, just as Onk was about to invent fire! In his fury, Onk cast a curse on poor Gerawyrd--REMOVING RANDOM VOWELLS FROM ANY WORD CONNECTED TO HIM!!!

"Your name, dinsaur," Onk said, "Will forevrmore be Gerawrd!"

"No!" cried Gerawrd. "You must be mistakn! Plese, remov this curse!"

But Onk was one to hold a grudge. So forevrmore, the poor dinsaur was named Gerawrd. And he was... miserble.

2007-01-17 16:47:51 · answer #1 · answered by Vaughn 6 · 2 0

gerawrd was a wimpy little purple dinosaur who couldnt cut it in "land before time" or "jurassic park"' so after stephen king fired him, he was eaten by a dragon with sean connery's voice... go drako!

vaughn - even tho you're the competiton, i'm voting for you - that is brilliant LMAO!!!!!!!

2007-01-17 23:59:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

he died in Arizona about ten millions year ago... Every one was sad it was all over the news, he was a good dinosaur.

2007-01-17 23:12:03 · answer #3 · answered by jayden 4 · 0 1

Does your mommy know you are up this late and playing with her computer? She is going to get very, very upset with you.

Now, turn off the monitor and go back to bed.

2007-01-18 19:34:25 · answer #4 · answered by Boudica 4 · 0 2

dont mind the rude lady above you she seems like a prick.

2007-01-24 11:35:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

No NO NO NO NO NO NO.

2007-01-25 17:56:29 · answer #6 · answered by princess133233 1 · 0 0

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