I get headaches because it smells like a port-o-potty in the officee (which i have the "luck" to share with him)
He seems nice but there are always brown stains on his pants and chair.
I am considering quiting my job just because of him, yet i have no other jobs options and can not afford to quit.
I've contemplated hiring a hitman (but of course never would do such an awful thing-so don't call the FBI or anything) but seriously, what can i do to make him "wipe"
2007-01-17 14:55:37 · 19 answers · asked by thank you come again 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
the boss really likes him cus he's a great worker
in fact, i think that he "doesn't have enough time" to wipe cus he has to get back to work
2007-01-17 14:57:21 · update #1
hahaha! on his chair!
2007-01-17 15:15:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Leave a roll of ultra cushy TP on his desk or those new adult wet wipes (some adults use baby wipes but he might actually be *offended* if you leave those). Maybe then he'll get the hint. Once when I shared an office with a co-worker (like you it was just the two of us) who seemed to be having an SBD kind of gassy day. I couldn't take it anymore so finally I said out loud, "something is stinky in here, do you smell that?" No repsonse from her but I think I got my point across because the air cleared very shortly after that. Good Luck!
2007-01-17 15:06:58 · answer #2 · answered by tomato 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
dude the only thing you can do is to straight up tell him to wipe. (ask politely) the (almost) same thing happened to my mom once. a new lady at the office did'nt wear deoderant and she asked her to start putting some on. the new girl was pretty upset and pissed at first but after a few weeks she got over it. or if you're too scared to do that just blatantly spray air freshener when he enters the office.
2007-01-17 15:07:56 · answer #3 · answered by phobosaffear 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why not, . . .
ask your boss to go sit next to him,
see what his reaction is and try to follow suit. . .
If the smell is that bad I'm sure your boss will either say something, or at least understand your request to sit somewhere else, preferably less stuffy. . . : l
2007-01-18 07:55:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's disturbing, yet funny. Get some spray, and every time he comes back from the bathroom, spray in his area, and say damn, do you smell that, it smells like sh*t. Maybe he'll get the hint!!
2007-01-17 15:00:09 · answer #5 · answered by ~ Just Me ~ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Report him to the health department. Either that or spray him down with a high powered hose after he comes out of the john. That's some sick s**t!
2007-01-17 15:08:58 · answer #6 · answered by jare bare 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
wow....sick person. maybe u should get him a box of baby wipes. he might get an idea...if not, spray ur office area with freshscent sprays or something of that sort
2007-01-17 15:01:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take him in an empty stall and teach him how to do it-this is known as taking one for the team.
2007-01-17 15:01:27 · answer #8 · answered by boilerrat 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ask him if he would muster up some respect for himself if not for the others around him. What a $hit-pig!!!! I'm mad now a little bit.
2007-01-17 15:00:42 · answer #9 · answered by paisan_7 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
We're in entertainment and music! Is this the start of a sreenplay?
2007-01-17 15:01:03 · answer #10 · answered by The man in the back 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that is so sick.
try getting an oxygen tank
or gas mask so you can breathe.
lol.
or maybe a note.
2007-01-17 15:08:03 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋