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And, when you hear thunder, it means some of them slipped on the wet tile floor or bar of soap. What would lightning signify?
Remember any other funny or unusual tidbits of information?

2007-01-17 14:03:21 · 14 answers · asked by ZORRO 3 in Science & Mathematics Weather

14 answers

Rain is the angels peeing on us.

Thunder is mother nature bowling.

Lightning is mother nature taking pictures.

2007-01-17 14:07:32 · answer #1 · answered by blueberry 3 · 1 0

No, They all take baths. Thunder is the sound of the gods fighting over how to run the earth. Lighting is the effect of clouds coming together.

2007-01-17 14:58:12 · answer #2 · answered by Jim S 2 · 0 0

I have heard people say that lightning is from the parties that angels throw in heven, and that lightning is just the light display. My mom always use to say that thunder was only people, like my grandma who had died, bowling. It help me get over my fear of the storms at that young age.

2007-01-17 14:15:41 · answer #3 · answered by bugpw 1 · 1 0

lightning happens when there is a faulty bulb. If by accident they drop an electric appliance in the bath, you get a massive thunderstorm on earth.
When they unblock their baths or sink because there are too many hairs, you can get tornadoes down under, if you live in the path of the pipeline...

2007-01-17 19:17:13 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

Hey ZORRO we are the same......u are my internet twin ( at least in spirit) because we have the same AVATAR. Lighting it means that they have opened the curtain to get the soap and the halogeb light has blinded them.

2007-01-17 14:11:59 · answer #5 · answered by supernova 4 · 0 0

Thunder is the angels passing gas, and the rain is, well, someone beat me to it.

2007-01-17 14:08:18 · answer #6 · answered by Randy G 7 · 1 0

when i was a little kid i was told (this is for christians) that llightning is God checking down on us with a flash light, thunder is him being happy and stomping his feet because another person accepted him, and rain would be him crying because some one sinned :D (im a christian)

2007-01-17 14:09:07 · answer #7 · answered by stjohnscheer196 2 · 2 0

Rain is formed by vapors forming in clouds, becoming heavier as the vapors gather they fall to earth in the form of drops. There is no heaven Zorro

2007-01-17 14:10:19 · answer #8 · answered by dan r 2 · 0 2

when it rained as a child i was told god was crying thunder represented moving furniture and lightning represented sneezing

2007-01-17 14:08:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

No. You are in the Science and Mathematics category. There is no Heaven here.

2007-01-17 14:06:04 · answer #10 · answered by DT 4 · 0 1

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