The Ten Commandments Ebonics Style
I. I'm God. Don't play me.
(I am the Lord thy God, thou shalt not have any other gods before me)
2. . Don't be makin hood ornaments outta me or nothin in my crib.
(Thou shalt not have any graven images)
3. Don't be callin me for no reason.
(Thou shalt not use the name of the Lord thy God in vain)
4. Y'all betta be in church on Sunday.
(Remember to keep the Sabbath day holy)
5. Don't dis ya mama...an if ya know who ya daddy is, don't dis him neither.
(Honor thy father and mother)
6. Don't be goin' on no drive bys.
(Thou shalt not kill)
7 Stick to ya own boo.
(Thou shalt not commit adultery)
8. Don't be borrowin' stuff and don't give it back.
(Thou shalt not steal)
9. Don't be frontin like you all that an no snitchin on ya homies.
(Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy brother)
10 Don't be eyein' ya homie's crib, ride, woman, or nothin.
(Thou shalt not covet anything that belongs to thy brother
2007-01-17 13:11:22 · 11 answers · asked by choosinghappiness 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lol thats good
2007-01-17 13:14:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah, the large history of anime... a million. Thou shall relish anime to its fullest quantity 2. Thou shall say jap words you found out from anime 3. Thou won't be able to take the call if anime in vein 4. Thou won't be able to use blackmail or bribe with anime 5. Thou shall watch a least one episode of anime a week 6. Thou shall make communicate approximately anime a minimum of as quickly as a week 7. Thou won't be able to declare anime as a solitary proprietor 8. Thou won't be able to combat over a call of properly suited anime 9. Thou shall have an anime weigh down/love 10. Thou shall consistently be a lover and stay genuine to anime those are the ten commandments. Please carry on with them like a stalker... O.o
2016-10-31 09:56:55 · answer #2 · answered by gennusa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's not even funny. You're just one of those dudes that is sooo obsessed with Black people, you take time out of your life to do **** like this. LOSER!!!
2007-01-17 13:16:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Whatever works.
2007-01-17 13:15:07 · answer #4 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha nice
2007-01-17 13:14:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I applaud your creativity!
2007-01-17 13:13:59 · answer #6 · answered by Kiss My Shaz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty funny.
2007-01-17 13:15:38 · answer #7 · answered by Green-Eyed Gal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
f*ckin cool
2007-01-17 13:17:57 · answer #8 · answered by MandaPanda 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AWESOME!!!! and certainly nothing wrong with it. can't wait to send it to my daughter, thanks..................GOD BLESS
2007-01-17 13:31:04 · answer #9 · answered by justmenothinelse 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
keeping it real
2007-01-17 13:14:42 · answer #10 · answered by it's still me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋