I'm having a very bad night. :'( Can anyone help with a joke or something?

Question

Thanks, y'all.

Answer 1

I am too; so no jokes hon but I gave you a star and am sending you a hug. hope that helps

Answer 2

Something better than a joke.
Go into your kitchen, hands on the counter top. Squat down slowly, go up slowly. Repeat 9 more times. Move your hands to the edge of the counter top. Feet back. Do counter top pushups. 10 times. Bring one foot forward, keep the other foot back, firmly on the floor. Do pushups again, stretching the calf muscle in the leg set back. 10 times. Now reverse and do the other leg.

Takes about 15 minutes max. You have stretched and done aerobics. Your metabolism speeds up, and your emotions will go UP. You will feel better, no matter how bad the night.

You can do this any time you feel bad. Or do it every day and you will feel great all day.

Answer 3

Ok, there is this Duck and he goes into a hardware store. He says to the clerk, "Got any duck food?" The clerk says, "No?"
OK, the next day the duck goes back AGAIN to the hardware store, he asks the clerk, "Got any duck food?" the clerk says, "No and if you ask me again I'll nail you to the wall."
Ok, the next day the duck goes back to the hardware store, AGAIN. He sees the clerk and asks him, "Got any nails on you?"
The clerk says, "No". The duck asks, "Well then, you got any duck food?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Stupid but maybe it will help.

Answer 4

well at least you're not homeless and have a safe place to lay your head tonight ( im assuming you do ) you think you have it rough, try havinga child with autism and it takes 2 grown adults to even clip 2 fingernails, im exhausted but its all good honey!

Answer 5

what is black and white and red all over..........
me!! after running in black shorts and a white shirt for 15 min. straight!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahaha
imagine that seriously
hope you feel better!!!

Answer 6

AND YOU THINK YOU ARE HAVING A BAD NIGHT???