2007-01-17 13:01:29 · 31 answers · asked by ? 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Oh my dear sir, how horrid to be in such a predicament. My butler Harry was accused of having an affair with Lady Chatterley in the mansion next door. You wouldn't believe the scandal and the rumors... oh, dear...
But, we found out the culprit of these rumors. It was the jealous made, Miss Appleby, who had affections toward the Butler for all of these years.
Well, I recommend that you try and do what was a successful out come for all involved. You simply host a party in which you all will be able to reach some kind of a compromise when exchanging automobile keys and randomly picking a partner to have some round a bout fun with, if you know what I mean.
Good luck ole boy. Tut. Tut.
2007-01-17 13:06:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Court your wife...flirt with her...make her feel beautiful and loved and desired...no problem. Proximity to maids quite often causes problems...maybe you could level the playing field and hire a butler? Goes back to Sarah, Abraham and Sarah's maid and the Jewish people and the Arabs have been at war ever since. You wouldn"t lose anything by refraining from giving the maid extra attention and perhaps creating insecurity for your wife. Firing the maid seems a bit harsh, especially if she is innocent of flinging. Bring flowers to your wife...even if that makes you look guilty. Go out of your way to be gentle and respectful. Wives are more perceptive than most husbands realize. Work at it!
2007-01-17 13:15:36 · answer #2 · answered by magnamater 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bet the poor maid would laugh her ars_ off if she heard that one! Sorry to be the one to tell you but it is actully Penelope who has been having a fling with the maid.
Maybe you just misheard her, she was probably telling you that she was sleeping with the maid... not accusing you of it.
2007-01-17 13:18:29 · answer #3 · answered by IC 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What mind of maid is this may I ask. Sounds like your wife has a good reason if your maid has measurements of 36 24 36:)
2007-01-17 13:04:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, old chap....One should do as one must, but I'd say give the good lady wife Penelope the chance to invite the old girl over for a go and see what happens next!~
2007-01-17 13:20:05 · answer #5 · answered by Mr. US of A, Baby! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ons should ask oneself if it is true. If it is, then one should make a choice of ones wife or ones maid if ones wife finds offensive and threatens reprocusions. If ones wife finds this acceptable, then encourage ones wife to persue her own fling. If ones wife finds this arrousing, ask ones wife to join.
If one is not having said action, then one should present ones case and defend ones honor if it can be saved, if it can not be saved, one can enjoy ones maid at the encouragement of ones wife.
Or is ones wife covering up her own flings with the gardener, the stable boy and the pool boy?
2007-01-17 13:15:12 · answer #6 · answered by worxsigns 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If the maid is at least 30 years younger than your wife, sexy, good looking ,has a terrific body & is rich leave her & go back to your wife
2007-01-17 13:23:45 · answer #7 · answered by ANDREW H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol are you serious?
Well if you aren't, what makes her think you are messing around?
Maybe have the maid talk to your wife, or fire the maid and get a new one to prove it.
2007-01-17 13:05:13 · answer #8 · answered by Rockie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, get rid of the maid. You can't get around that. Throw away her phone number, and hire a new maid, preferably one who is not your type.
2007-01-17 13:05:25 · answer #9 · answered by cutiedudie2002 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her that when she stops pretending that she going to 'pick apples' in the winter with the gardener, you'll stop 'helping the maid fill the hot water bottles'
2007-01-18 10:19:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋