2007-01-17 12:48:20 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
My dear girl...stop taking it up the poop chute...You must have it too stretched out!
2007-01-17 12:56:37 · answer #1 · answered by ladypenelopewigbottom 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Depends
2007-01-17 12:56:41 · answer #2 · answered by Thomas 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Like, a gun draw?
You snapped the trigger?
Or did you fecalate in your trousers?
I suggest walking, VERY slowly to the bathroom, and turning the underpants inside out in the toilet. ( GRAP A WASHCLOTH ON THE WAY TO THE CRAPPER)
Wash your self, jump in the shower.
Next time, depend on depends.
:D
2007-01-17 12:52:10 · answer #3 · answered by Ashley 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I can treat you like a toddler, smack your bottom and make you clean it up. But that wont work...
So I suggest you get up from the computer, hobble to the toilet, empty it, squish some soap on your undies and wash that accident up.
Next time get up before that happens or you will be grounded!!!
2007-01-17 12:52:51 · answer #4 · answered by glorymomof3 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Buy some of those Oops I crapped my pants they advertise on SNL
2007-01-17 12:51:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, you could:
A. do nothing and muster in your own filth
b. take off your draws and bathe
c. take off your draws and fling the poo at a neighbors window
4. phone a friend
2007-01-17 12:54:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How do you crap draws? You drew something and crapped on it? I suggest you recheck your sentence before submitting it.
2007-01-17 12:51:51 · answer #7 · answered by kewte_kewpie 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ignore the above suggestions.
You need to sit, stew, and think about what you've done.
From now on, wear a plug to insure it doesn't happen again.
2007-01-17 12:55:22 · answer #8 · answered by Voice_Of_Reason 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
U are gross and its obviouse that u have nothing to do because u could always buy some new underware. My advice to u is that u get a hobbie.
2007-01-17 12:52:26 · answer #9 · answered by Phyched4Christ 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i am assuming that by now you have gone in the bathroom and cleaned yourself up, now you need to figure out why this has happened and how to prevent it in the future
2007-01-18 08:52:22 · answer #10 · answered by k s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋