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2007-01-17 12:16:40 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Mythology & Folklore

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Does your mommy know you are up and using her computer? She is going to be very, very upset at you.

Turn off the monitor and go back to bed.

2007-01-18 11:43:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Once upon a time there was a person named Sam. Who wanted someone to tell him a bed time story but Sam did not tell anyone what kind of stories that he liked so I said this to Sam. Have a good night and pleasent dreams and my his dreams be taken in the correct context and may he have a better day tomorrow. And live happily ever after Good Nite Sam zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...........................................

2007-01-17 21:00:39 · answer #2 · answered by kilroymaster 7 · 0 1

Too early for a bed time story.

2007-01-17 20:20:58 · answer #3 · answered by Ottawan-Canada 3 · 0 1

Once upon a time there was a man named Sam V and he became very tired after a long day after work, he then took some night pills and went into a deep sleep. The End.

2007-01-17 20:21:29 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 1

Once upon a time, there was A Geek named Lamey!

He posted things on Yahoo Q&A!

When he went to bed that Evening, THE MONSTER CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET AND TORE HIS FLESH INTO LITTLE PIECES, so that the Monsters Kids Could EAT!

The End! Hope you have the Night Mares of ALIEN! PROPORTIONS!

Thanks, RR

2007-01-17 20:27:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Yes, come and listen to a story about a man named Jed. A poor moutaineer, barely kept his family fed. But then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground come a bubbling crude ... oil, that is, black gold, Texas T.

Well, the first thing you know ole Jed's a millionaire, his kinfolk said "Jed, move away from there". They said "Californee is the place you aught to be" so they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly .... Hills, that is, swimming pools, movie stars.

lol

2007-01-17 20:45:20 · answer #6 · answered by arewethereyet 7 · 0 1

Read Romans 12

2007-01-17 20:20:34 · answer #7 · answered by Shayna 6 · 0 1

Once upon a time there was a beautiful girl named....cough....Anna. She was a wonderful girl and everyone loved her. At school, she was voted most beautiful. Then when she grew up, she was awarded most beautiful in the whole entire world. She was very happy! The End

2007-01-17 20:24:46 · answer #8 · answered by Too-Nice 2 · 0 2

1...2...Freddy's coming for you...
3...4...Better lock your doors...
5...6...Grab a cruxifix...
7...8...You better stay up late...
9...10...never sleep again...

Never mind numbers 9 and 10.... thats just a joke...

And then when you fall asleep, don't worry dear one... FREDDY will take CARE of you!

:)
sweet dreams,
sammie

2007-01-17 20:46:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

In your dreams Samy V

2007-01-17 21:10:12 · answer #10 · answered by iamME 3 · 0 1

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