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101 Ways to Almost get Killed Doing Everyday Things

the story of my life...

2007-01-17 12:13:35 · answer #1 · answered by fish guy 5 · 1 1

Mine would be called "Ew, Kill It".
Emilio Estevez will offer an Oscar-worthy performance as our stalwart hero. Nicole Kidman and Mia Kirshner will lend support as some of the many girls to eyeball the young protagonist with utter disgust.

2007-01-17 20:39:22 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 0 1

Lactose Incompetant
Bread Balance
Learning to Let Go

Selma Blair or some unknown talented actress would probably play me.

2007-01-17 20:21:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

The Night At Roxberry's

2007-01-17 20:07:51 · answer #4 · answered by bobby 3 · 1 1

The Anomaly

2007-01-17 20:43:30 · answer #5 · answered by Kiana VCL 2 · 0 1

I don't know, but I'm sure either Judith Light, Markie Post, or Meredith Baxter-Birney would be playing Me in it! (Only because they are in every OTHER Lifetime movie!)

2007-01-17 20:16:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

The Master

2007-01-17 20:11:29 · answer #7 · answered by Kreutzer 4 · 0 2

"what she really wanted to say..."

i spent my entire life overweight, keeping quiet so hopefully no one would notice me...after getting married to the first man that asked, i realized that i only married him, b/c i thought no else would love me, which = more depression which = more weight gain.
as a 400+ pounds new mother, i realized it's time to change!!

i've lost 112 of 200 pounds...and now i'm starting to speak up, outta my way, b/c what i really wanted to say was:
"shut the F up, and listen to me!!!!!!"

2007-01-17 22:22:38 · answer #8 · answered by Allyn 3 · 0 0

"The man who loved too much"

It would be a sensetive story about a woman who fell in love with a man who was in prison. She helped in break out only to dicover it was her wife beating ex in disguise. She cant bring herself to leave he because he just loves too much. Eventually she meets a woman named Jean and falls inlove with her and leaves her evil husband. The husband soon finds her and tells her he is pregnant. They all decide to live happily ever after in a big house in San Fran.

2007-01-17 20:15:51 · answer #9 · answered by e_schwag 2 · 1 1

The Hellfather
no, not like Godfather

2007-01-17 20:39:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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