I found a new way of folding toilet paper that should save on how much you use. I call it square, triangle, kite.
First, get the toilet paper into a square by folding. Then fold across diagonally to get the triangle, then take one of the longer points of the triangle and bend it to the center to get a kite.
Now its ready to use! Remember to use the front side of the "kite" that is smooth and doesnt have the final fold-in. The final fold-in acts as a support frame for sheets above it during wiping. All the pressure should concentrate there, where it is thickest. The top of the kite is widest to protect against brownees. The bottom of the "kite" has the least area to save on paper yet provides a thumb platform to hold in place.
Reduce your toilet paper by trial and error!
This information is for educational purposes only. Attempt at your own risk. The author is not reponsible for doo doo on your hands.
2007-01-17 11:14:25 · 21 answers · asked by Ilooklikemyavatar..exactly 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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2007-01-17 11:25:31 · answer #1 · answered by Woohoo! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holy cr*p! I do what now with the what now??? Fold side A clockwise?? Insert into slot B edgewise???
I think you should get Kleenx to make the toilet paper to come off the rolls already in "little kites" cos that's the only way it's gonna happen world wide!
2007-01-17 11:24:29 · answer #2 · answered by Maple Leaf 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At least it isn't what one person told me he was taught to do. You start with a square of tissue and pinch a hole out in the center large enough to put your finger through. Then you wipe with your finger and then use the square of paper to clean your finger. Then you use the piece you pulled off to clean under your fingernail.
2016-05-24 01:35:40 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, you have too much time on your hands if you're sitting around trying to think of ways to fold toilet paper to minimize it's use. But, I commend your efforts. I'm going to send this to my son who uses half a damn roll every time he goes.
2007-01-17 11:21:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you must have a whole lot of s*** on your mind to concentrate so deeply on toilet paper but hey somebody's got to do it.
2007-01-17 11:27:44 · answer #5 · answered by jljdc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I never use paper. I am Yeti.but if I ever do, Thanks for the information.Your a kind thoughtful & creative human.but were still going to destroy you humans when we get those space aliens weapons working from the ship we took from them one night.Y'all are destroying this once pristine world of ours.sorry, you seem very nice.
2007-01-17 11:29:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im going to just throw away an completely unused role because I read this. Take that nature!
2007-01-17 11:23:44 · answer #7 · answered by Dustpan1987 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!
Cute, but this isn't a "trial and error" I'd care to practice. I'd rather keep going through a couple of roles a week. :-)
2007-01-17 11:21:02 · answer #8 · answered by gabound75 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Genius, shear unadulterated genius.
2007-01-17 11:28:12 · answer #9 · answered by Rowdy Yayhoot 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite the innovator aren't you?
2007-01-17 11:24:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have WAY too much time on your hands!!!Or is it doo doo.
2007-01-17 11:21:26 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋