Would his stage name be Stumpy? We all know that he has no cajones given how he never takes responsibility for his failures
2007-01-17 10:55:53 · 15 answers · asked by Dark Helmet 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
If George Bush were a porn star I would swear off watching porn for the rest of my life...
2007-01-17 11:01:01 · answer #1 · answered by Wiked 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
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2016-07-26 08:04:26 · answer #2 · answered by Daryl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The closest he could get to being a porn star would be getting a job as a fluffer. It's obvious by his war antics that he is following the "Your dick is bigger than my d!ck" foreign relations policy outlined by the Great George Carlin years ago ...
2007-01-17 11:02:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Men would be lining up to mount him. Gorgeous George Pee Wee in
"Working Hard"
"Put your Putin"
"I've Bin Laden Your Man."
"D*ck en Bush"
"Missionary Completed"
"Carlye Group Sex"
and my very favorite
"God Bless Me.....Right Across My Face."
2007-01-17 11:20:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
If George Bush were a porn star he'd be starving on the side of a dark cold alley.
2007-01-17 10:58:19 · answer #5 · answered by Lala 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
That would put a death knell in the porn industry.
2007-01-17 11:14:50 · answer #6 · answered by The Doctor 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would cure any man of any porn addiction forever.
2007-01-17 11:27:37 · answer #7 · answered by JS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
His nickname would be "The Bushwhacker", since he whacks off a lot.
2007-01-17 11:01:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Half the industry would disappear..
2007-01-17 11:00:14 · answer #9 · answered by MoltarRocks 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he would be know as georgie boy the human sperm bank everyone makes deposits
2007-01-17 11:03:24 · answer #10 · answered by Unfrozen Caveman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋