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2007-01-17 10:46:43 · 19 answers · asked by oppsupsideurhead 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

19 answers

I didn't jump. He got heroin face offa some vitamin E and tried to swallow a star. But that's the part the government didn't tell you...

FIGHT THE POWER!!!!

2007-01-17 11:43:30 · answer #1 · answered by §чﺀﺀчβчﻯ†a 5 · 0 1

Because in the kingdom Humpty lived in, there was little or no psychiatric treatment available, and no health care coverage available. Sure, the young chickens and the ancient hens could all get coverage - but none for poor Humpty. He was at the end of his rope, and felt like there was really no one to turn to - it even seemed like his own government was against him, not offering him help - so he jumped.

2007-01-17 10:50:29 · answer #2 · answered by jhostman 3 · 0 0

It became the king. Humpty Dumpty became screwing the princess and the king realized about it. After he hit the floor the king's horses and men stomped all round to make positive sturdy riddance, below the guise of attempting to placed him back at the same time.

2016-11-25 00:03:53 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

I guess he didnt know they had psyc. treatment for eggs.

2007-01-17 10:50:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

he was just getting by on minimum wage....he should have moved to Mexico then jumped the border... could have gotten free medical then.....he really was a good egg...lol

2007-01-17 10:50:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

He fell, but the pain was just too much and he wanted the extra attention. So he did it.

2007-01-17 10:50:27 · answer #6 · answered by princess_heather43787 5 · 0 0

No health insurance

2007-01-17 10:50:33 · answer #7 · answered by fordperfect5 7 · 1 0

Dude, he didn't *jump*.

He "had a great fall'...

All the king's horses and all the kings men tried, but it was to no avail...

2007-01-17 10:54:27 · answer #8 · answered by clever nickname 6 · 0 2

he didnt jump he fell

2007-01-17 10:49:24 · answer #9 · answered by Jamie 4 · 0 0

because he didnt jump

2007-01-17 10:50:17 · answer #10 · answered by whatever21 1 · 0 0

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