2007-01-17 10:31:56 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
he seems to like doing it all the time.
2007-01-17 13:02:29 · update #1
as crazy as it sounds the "you "hump" the dog" answer is probably closer to the right one, now don't take it literally, but just grab ahold of him like he does you (no need to bring any "equipment" into this), he is trying to be the "dominant" one in your house, you just have to basically stand up and show him that you are in charge, if he knows you are the head of the house he should stop
2007-01-17 17:03:37 · answer #1 · answered by Doug S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont bend over in front of the dog if you gotti bend bend from the knees not the back
alternatively its obvious you dog looking for a hump bring in a female dog and let him get it out his system
2007-01-17 10:39:20 · answer #2 · answered by nico 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First you can call your veterinarian to set up an appointment to have him neutered. If this doesn't work, apply a lubricating substance on your right hand. Open up the December '06 copy of the magazine "Dog Fancy" to page 9. Gently stroke his erect member with your right hand and flip the pages of the magazine with your left. When you get to a good page, preferably one with several b*tches in it. Stroke it with increasing speed. He will let out a howl and explode all over the page. If this doesn't work, the next time he tries to hump you...just do like I do...enjoy it!
2007-01-17 10:41:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to use a strong firm voice and tell you dog that what he's doing is bad and to stop.
If he doesnt stop, you need to smack him on the behind (not too hard, but enough to scare him) to get your point across.
but only do this if he humps you again.
2007-01-17 10:35:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call your local vet OR you cam get him a female to do it with.
OR you might want to call the Dog Whisperer. Good luck.
2007-01-17 10:39:36 · answer #5 · answered by GreenIce10 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stop bending over in front of your dog. ;)
2007-01-25 06:33:30 · answer #6 · answered by Ya Ya 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ALWAYS bend at the knee. Every doctor will tell you that and NOW you know WHY!
2007-01-17 10:51:12 · answer #7 · answered by Betsy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get the dog fixed!
2007-01-24 22:58:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
get a news paper and smack him on the nose...it wont hurt but the sounds of it will scare him...keep doing it when he start humping you, eventually he will stop it. be consistent and firm.
2007-01-24 16:42:22 · answer #9 · answered by believeme 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hump him first. That'll learn 'im.
2007-01-25 07:37:29 · answer #10 · answered by dude 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋