Profound sayings from your MUM?

Question

Don't come crying to me when you break your leg...

Anymore?

Answer 1

and how am i going to pay it with co-op cheques
its not divi week tha knows
whats that then scotch mist
stick it under the tap and it`ll stop hurting
starving people would be glad of that
when i was a kid i only got an orange and a nut for me xmas
what you laying down there for ,you aving a rest (fell down)
i know your lying i saw your ears twitch
if you pick your nose your eye falls out
i had to wait 9 months for you ,but you can`t wait 5 minutes
if it wasn`t for me you wouldn`t be stood there



she was never stuck for an answer

Answer 2

Pull that vest down or you'll be sorry.
You've made your bed now lie in it.
Don't sit with your legs crossed
Stop pullin yer face ,it'll stick like it.
Worse things happen at sea
There's plenty more fish in the sea.
Dim as a Toc H lamp.
mouth like the bottom of a budgie cage
Where the eyebrows meet their lies deceit
Pardon Mrs Arden there's a pig in your garden.
Any more o' that and you'll see the back o' my 'and
As happy as a pig in poo.
They don't spoil another couple
Do you think I dropped off a Christmas tree.?
I'll have to stop now i'M getting all soppy and sentimental with myself------Mum was lovely'she never hit us and the worst word she used was bloody---------I'll wring your bloody neck for you---but we knew she never would!

Answer 3

You meant this question sarcastically, oh! In that case, my mom used to say, "Stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about!"

On a cheery note, once she told me, "Just because something is easy to do, doesn't mean it's the right thing to do." I was just about to break up with my annoying, hyper boyfriend. I married him later and it's been 8 years- he's still an enthusiastic fella, and I've lightened up a bit. :)

Answer 4

My mum only had to give me THE LOOK and I knew I was in trouble no words spoken I done it to mine they now say it scared the living daylights out of them there 26 and 28 my son now does the same to his the unspoken words can be enough

Answer 5

Just who do you think you are??

How many pairs of hands do you think I've got??

Keep your nose clean..

I'm not as green, as I am cabbage looking you know...

Oh the list goes on,,,,, my Mum didn't swear either but she used other profanities instead; e.g

Don't be such a bally nark!!

The worst one I recall was when she called one of my sisters a guttersnipe!! (an extreme moment as I recall!) give me a safe old slanging off any day.

Answer 6

skinny human beings irritate me! especially while they say issues like, "you recognize, from time to time I purely ignore to devour." Now i've got forgotten my handle, my mom's maiden call, and my keys. yet i've got on no account forgotten to devour. you could desire to be a definite variety of stupid to ignore to devour. that's hilarious. and that i actually do truly hate people who're truly skinny like that besides.

Answer 7

My gran used to say, ( i am not proud of this )

"I am gonna learn you to talk proper"

She did not have a tremendous command of the English language but she was a lovely old girl.

Answer 8

It was 'drink it slowly' whenever I had a drink,
From the age of 5 It used to drive me nutty

Answer 9

were you brought up in a barn?

do you think i came up the Clyde in a banana boat?

we all have to do things we dont want to do, i dont want to have to go to work but...

its easy seen your your father's daughter

theres two ways to do things: my way or my way

when you start paying the mortgage then you can give your opinion

its not your house, its our house

i'll take my hand off your face

the dishes wont wash themselves

...

Answer 10

Eat your crust it will put hairs on your chest, Son, some day you-ll have to wipe your own Ars*.