2007-01-17 09:26:30 · 35 answers · asked by MJ 1 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
heavens to murgatroid!
2007-01-17 09:30:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My girlfriend in college (1972, hippie era) said the problem with cussing is that people use the same "terms" over and over till the term has no impact. Think of it, how many times have you been called an SOB, SB, DA?
So I combined a few. I come across very straight-forward, when I toss this term out, people almost fall out of their seats. They then say something like: I've never heard you cuss. This is sooo gross.
1st word: Something women wear occassionally between their legs, something like: Kxxxx
2nd word: Sucking
3rd word: Rhymes with hitch, but starts with a "B".
Kxxxx Sucking Bxxxx - never fails to get a reaction from people
2007-01-17 09:40:55 · answer #2 · answered by John Hightower 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Had some wicked grafitti in my home town when I was a teenager that said "poo and egg and beef and stew"
sadly it's no longer there.... I should have taken a picture of it
piss flaps is my favourite swear word at the moment
2007-01-17 09:43:27 · answer #3 · answered by gummedenvelope 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you ought to deliver them to boot camp for the summer season i grew up the comparable way and alter into the worst new child ever so my mom deliver my butt to bootcamp whilst i exchange into in 8th grade and now i'm a replaced individual all i necessary exchange into solid decipline i'm now 22 with a chuffed family members of my very own and extremely knowledgeable =]
2016-10-31 09:29:59 · answer #4 · answered by nocera 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In my office last summer during the football world cup we decided to replace swear words like "Bollocks" with the names of teams in the tournament.
So instead of bollocks my favourite "swear word" was Belarus!
2007-01-20 06:33:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmmm.....funny to the giving and/or receiving parties?
try "Expletive!" - tis humorous
and mouthing (no sound) "Vacuum"...hee hee
my favorite: "fuckity fu*ck fu*ck" - even tough old words can be funny
at least slightly funny compounds (that still pack a punch): smootbag, dumbtit, assmunch, assbucket, cuntnugget, fucknut, cocksmooch, shitpastry
silly funny: flooargh, spoot, schonk, fup, blark, fark, farnarkle, grasshole, pie hole (as in shut it), gobbleflopper, scruttock
funny monkies: troutmonkey, featherpluckingmonkey, felchmonkey, cheekymonkey
spoonily funny: pheasant plucker, fart smucker, no wucking furries, flit shicker
...and I think bollocks, feck, (gob)shite and ars*e sound amusing when used in the US...
speaking of Britty-type things: cordwangler, gruntfuttock, claat; and coded rhyming slang swears: Berkley Hunt, Aylesbury Duck, Tom Tit, Miss Fitch, Merchant Banker, Jackson Pollocks
"To shock people nowadays you have to use words so foul that people and their pets catch fire." - Scott Adams
Farking Schnit! Some items written so as to avoid censorship!
Oh yeah, was I only supposed to pick one? ;o)
2007-01-17 13:07:23 · answer #6 · answered by trilumn8 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dod Gammit
2007-01-17 10:31:28 · answer #7 · answered by FUGAZI 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From an episode of Mork and Mindy (sound it out if it makes no sense): "Of course I know about ramifacations--that's why Mary had a little lamb."
2007-01-17 09:36:49 · answer #8 · answered by thunderpigeon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Twunt" is a good one.
"Heavens to betsy" is a great old fashioned exclamation of surprise. It was also the name of a band that some members of Sleater-Kinney used to be.
2007-01-19 12:50:36 · answer #9 · answered by Fences and windows 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bone headed cur is pretty good, I also like deformed lump.
Both of those stem from Shakespeare, he has some pretty rad insults.
2007-01-17 10:05:52 · answer #10 · answered by the seacrt hobo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dumby
dumbfu*k
heavens to Betsy
damn it to hell...worst.
I personally think all cuss words are immature, it is a sign of lack of education and respect for others.I disagree with stooping to that level.But we all have from time to time slipped or heard someone else slip.Especially those that use " God" in front of it.I think it is a disrespect to God and just is not right.
2007-01-17 09:38:28 · answer #11 · answered by swtluvingcntrygirl 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋