If you were James Bond who from American Idol would you rid the world of and how would you do it?

Question

10 pts to who makes the funniest Bond killing method and quip after eliminating a American Idol person
Simon Cowell
Paula Abdul
Randy Jackson
Ryan Seacrest
Carrie Underwood
William Hung
Chicken Little
Clay Aiken
Reuben Studdard
Justin Quarini
Fantasia
Kelly Pickler
Taylor Hicks
Other you name the method and quip

This is just humor dont take it seriously. American Idol is evil by the way

Answer 1

I have to pick just one? Why can't I do them all at the same time and out everyone out of their misery. Yes...at the same time, though. We must coordinate a party or cast reunion of sorts, seal off the area and set up some type of flesh-eating gas. Oh, happy thoughts. :)
I can hear it now..."Of course, Money-penny, it was time...they all had it coming. Annoyances of that caliber had to be eliminated."
:D

Answer 2

As James Bond, I'd toss a bomb in there and kill them all. Then I'd claim that the members of American Idol show were all, in fact, part of an Islamic Terror Group, each member of which had been photographed acting suspiciously in the London Subway System. I'd add that their grand plan was to destroy the strong USA/UK bond (no pun intended) against terrorism. Then I'd suggest having a movie entitled "Never say Never; oops, I meant "Never say Terror" produced and staring yours truly.

Answer 3

oftentimes i think of he in all risk has the main followers, or on the factor of the main followers, yet his followers dont vote as lots simply by fact the others do. scotty has maximum of those obsessed teenage women vote casting for him one hundred situations each week, on an identical time as james would not have that. additionally lauren is youthful and teen women can relate to her much less stressful so all the young little ones that are actually not votin for scottie are vote casting for her. idk why the hell haley continues to be here, i do exactly no longer think of she has as lots skills simply by fact something of the contestants, my terrific guess is shes the only all the adult males are vote casting for? or possibly all of casey's previous followers began vote casting for her after her left, simply by fact it became rumoured that they had some sort of relationship. one issues for particular however, in the event that they fixed the vote casting so as that each guy or woman ought to purely vote as quickly as, and that they allowed vote casting in different international locations (like Canada cuz me and everybody else i understand who watches the practice might have voted for him) then this would not have befell to james. wish James places out an album quickly, he's have been given a bright destiny earlier to him. American Idol is in simple terms the begining :)

Answer 4

Simon - because there would be no more American Idol without him...and the world would be a far better place for me without that show.

Answer 5

Clay Aiken - he would die from Kelly Ripa's poisonuos lipstick when he puts his hand over her mouth at the next meaningless awards show.

Answer 6

who Im sure Taylor Hicks has a song about a car somewhere, so how about James Bond with his flying car landing on Taylor while he's singing that song for the car commercial (very obnoxious)!

Answer 7

Ryan Seacrest, I would force him to admit the truth and get it on film... That is of course him admitting his homosexuality. That alone should make him implode and rid us all of his talentless self.

Answer 8

paula abdul by making her listen to her music in solitary confinement nonstop until she went crazy. and then taylor hicks would be run over in one of his annoying ford commercials. haha

Answer 9

who-simon cowell
why-???who cares!
how-shoot him
coverup-put the gun in his hand and type a suicide note and put it in his mouth

Answer 10

simon, carrie, raandy,clay, paula, so on so forth!!!!