The contestants are: The Big Tuna (Parcells)
Charlie (man boobs) Weis
Dennis Green
John (stupid azz) Madden
Mike Holmgren
2007-01-17 09:21:28 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Football (American)
No one would finish, 5 heart attacks, 4 dead.
2007-01-17 09:26:37 · answer #1 · answered by da_hammerhead 6 · 7⤊ 1⤋
I would say Dennis Green closely over Mike Holmgren.
2007-01-17 10:05:47 · answer #2 · answered by Joshua W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. Thats a funny Question. LOL
I say The Big Tuna.
Marvin Lewis would whoooop em all though.
2007-01-17 11:23:37 · answer #3 · answered by Cincyfan0591 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Madden will yell out BOOM and all of them will will fall down and have a heart attack, and Andy Reid a few miles away will get one too
then Madden will go 5 steps before he runs out of breath and fall over
2007-01-17 15:33:37 · answer #4 · answered by Kev C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you put a bucket of KFC at the Finish Line , Madden beats them all by two stomach lengths !!!
2007-01-17 10:34:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
You wouldn't use a stopwatch to time it. An hour glass would be necessary. Oh, for grits and shins, I'll say Mike Holmgren.
2007-01-17 09:28:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 1⤋
properly that depemds on what MM selection is... Pitching or catching? lol howdy Brock you requested, so this answer is your fault! So if MM prefers pitching he will favor to be operating on up behind you..if catching is hi ingredient, he will run in the front of you and accidently double over
2016-11-24 23:53:02 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nobody, they're all too out of shape to reach the finish line and would just give up and eat some cheeseburgers.
2007-01-17 09:31:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I dont think any of them can run.........A walking race Holmgren cuz he is younger
2007-01-17 10:10:40 · answer #9 · answered by bretski 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, they would all probably die, but i would put my money on Dennis Green. even though Parcells would probably murder all of them just so he could win....
2007-01-17 09:43:18 · answer #10 · answered by russiashock 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋