What's your idea of a joke. Tell me your best. The one I find funniest I'll pick
2007-01-17 09:18:54 · 6 answers · asked by moresciencehigh 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Two rhinoceroses were grazing in the Serengeti. One turned to the other and said "Why do I keep thinking it's Monday?"
2007-01-17 09:24:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What was the elephant doing on the freeway????
Answer:: About 4 miles an hour
2007-01-17 09:26:43 · answer #2 · answered by Mike J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no ac in hell,no deer prk water,just picks and shovels.and being assigned to furnace number 4 .cracks me up every time.
2007-01-17 09:37:51 · answer #3 · answered by james s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This website.
2007-01-17 09:30:54 · answer #4 · answered by Mad Roy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I often hear how dangerous smoking is for you, so I stopped smoking.
I often hear how bad drinking can be for you, so I stopped drinking.
I often hear about the dangers of sex, so I stopped drinking.
2007-01-17 09:27:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mother's so fat, her shadow weighs ten pounds!!
2007-01-17 09:22:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋