Were is te welfare office?

Question

I just come from Mexico illegal and I want welfare.

Answer 1

Just start heading south. You will either end up at the "welfare office" (MEXICO) or in "hell." (HELL)!

Answer 2

DEADBEAT parents (male and female) are the main cause of welfare (most are families on it).

the state and federal government is tired of people not paying for their children, so they made more strict laws.

when the deadbeats are finally caught, THEY have to pay welfare back... ALL of it.

so if you see a deadbeat, thank them. since you are not a deadbeat, but rather someone looking for a better life, the US has always welcomed the tired, the poor and the oppressed. apply for legal stay and educate yourself.

i am sure you will become part of the workforce with no problems.

Answer 3

Hw I choose it became no hog-wash!!! Maaaaaaaaaaan!! Thatz a dream job.. I wud no longer even opt for 0.5 that pay reported!!! :-) sturdy comic tale... i exploit this 'the guy, huge-eyed, says, "you're bull shitting me!" The Social worker says, "Yeah, properly... You began it." ' line in my daily existence with many such wiseacres...

Answer 4

Go To Canada. You can be a Frost Back!

Answer 5

just look around and find any other Mexican.. I am sure they can get u there in a heartbeat and won't have to think about where it's at..

Answer 6

Go to the police station and tell them your illegal. They'll help you.

Answer 7

for $50 in food stamps i'll drive you there

Answer 8

Back over the fence with you!

Answer 9

Ask Latronda she knows. She'll even accompany you there. Welcome to America land of broken dreams.