The last time I checked I still had balls, so I refused. She aint happy. Should I give in and wash them or stick to my guns. is it worth the hastle. You know how women are, this is just ammo for a future argument. Oh and I still havn't even touched the iron, If I give in now she might as me to iron, all be it she would have to train me first.
2007-01-17 09:01:00 · 65 answers · asked by Halox 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
male chauvinist pig.
do it!
2007-01-17 09:04:11 · answer #1 · answered by nemoniw 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well if she asked you to wash the dishes she obviously didn't feel like it tonight! Give her a break. It's not terribly hard work - and if you really have balls then why can't you just do them? Come on now, she needs days off too.
If as you say this is potential ammo for a future argument, then you have even more insentive to do those dishes.
If you do the dishes and she asks you to do the ironing as well, then you could explain that you just did the dishes and you don't want to do both the jobs. Surely she'll understand that. If all else fails tell her it'll take longer for her to teach than it would for her to just do it herself.
2007-01-17 09:06:02 · answer #2 · answered by Deconstitutionalization 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. Your balls mean more than a woman anyway. Remember,
and keep in your mind all the time that you are the boss and
no woman will tell you what to do. Dont wait for some woman to start the arguement, you start it and make it as rough and as bad and as loud as you can. Dont let some woman tell you what to do. Follow these guidelines to the letter. Remember those balls!
Start the arguement know. Make it loud. Real loud about the dishes. Then when the police come down and throw your stupid **** BALLS in jail she can screw and find a real "MAN" and a good life instead of having to deal with the little boy with the
"BALLS." AS far as the Iron goes, she should brand the side of your face with the hot iron to warn other women about the little boy with the "BALLS." Now Mr. Balls, do you want to get into doing the laundry or dont you have the "BALLS?"
2007-01-17 09:19:19 · answer #3 · answered by Warren Bennett 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you both work full time jobs...get off your butt and do those dishes. When you are done get a pen and paper and draw up an assignment list.
On the other hand if either of you are not employed then the housework should be your job. Making it a great place to come home to.
If you ever want some extra nookie cookies...wash 'em WITHOUT being asked.
2007-01-17 09:16:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Last time I checked, helping people (particularly if it's your wife) who ask you to do something was the right thing to do.
And what does having balls have to do with washing dishes? If you can manage to wash yourself you can wash a few dishes.
People like this are why I only date educated men.
2007-01-17 09:06:18 · answer #5 · answered by Rachel 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is nothing wrong in washing the dishes. Your wife does them every day so why shouldn't you help her out? My two sons do the dishes all the time and one of them is also married. My husband does the dishes for me and I do not have to ask him. He also washes the clothes and also irons. There is nothing wrong in helping out. It does not make you less of a man.
2007-01-17 09:24:49 · answer #6 · answered by Nancy M. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends on the distribution of work. If she's been watching Oprah and eating bonbons all day while you've been working - then hell no! The least she could do is wash the dishes. If you both work during the day then the work's gotta be split at home 50-50 and balls ain't got nothin' to do with it.
2007-01-17 09:07:35 · answer #7 · answered by HomeSweetSiliconValley 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
WOW!
You should want to do the dishes because you love your misses and want to make her happy. I didn't realize getting your hands a little wet was such a big deal. It's very selfish of you! What would you do if you never had a misses to obey your every command and clean up after you?
You should feel lucky she hasn't given you the boot yet!
2007-01-17 09:34:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you two need to get together and decide how to share the chores. My husband hates doing the dishes, so I never make him. He cleans the bathrooms instead. I don't force him to do that either, by the way. What kind of chores are you actually willing to do? Maybe offer to do something else and she will be content. Good Luck!
2007-01-17 09:06:01 · answer #9 · answered by writergal16 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hay, first of all grow up, times have changed you know. First off do you work and I am sure she does, even house work is consildered a job. I don't care what you have between your legs. If i were you i'd give her a back massage every nigh, dinner once a week, and cleanthe whole house. Change for the better,
2007-01-17 10:04:08 · answer #10 · answered by mrboangles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her if you wanted to do dishes you would be single. Then say get in there and get them done. When your finished bring me a beer and give me a @#$# @#$ while I watch the game. After she is done Tell her you love her. lmao I'm just kidding you should help her out then you will get the other things i mentioned without a fight.
2007-01-17 09:09:45 · answer #11 · answered by hoosier69420 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋