My friend is 6'7" and is constantly being approached with the same comment: You're tall. What would be a funny and clever comment back to say to someone when that is the first thing they say to you?
2007-01-17 08:16:32 · 17 answers · asked by quortnie11 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
i can't hear you from up here
yeah, whatever, can i borrow a pencil midget?
i can lend you some stilts
it comes with succes
using stilts helps
my dad is 10'2''
2007-01-17 08:24:10 · answer #1 · answered by alpha mutt 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
1. and your really short
2. good thing about it is, i haven't smelled a fart since i was 3
3. who said that? o hi , didnt see ya down there
4. how do my feet smell?
5. *to a hot chick* perfect height :D
6. no im not tall your just really short
7. sunny with a 50% chance of slappage *hows the weather*
8. cloudy with a 100% chance of rain *spit on them, if its your friend*
can't think of anymore at the moment.
2007-01-17 08:25:40 · answer #2 · answered by Droppinshock 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i'm a 6 foot tall female and sometimes i just smile and say thanks.
But other times I want to tell them that they are fat, or ugly, or short etc.etc.
Because being tall is a physical trait just like being fat is.
If I came up to a fat person and called them fat, or an ugly person ugly, I would be attacked. Its not fair!!!
2007-01-17 08:30:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Evaporate short person.
No, you're just short.
Really?
Or stick with the simple one, I know.
Personally, when I see a tall person, I say you're short and they thank me. Lol.
2007-01-17 08:30:18 · answer #4 · answered by Beata 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No worries the weather is just fine up here; excuse me I need to converse with a duck that's flying by.
2007-01-17 08:23:29 · answer #5 · answered by Laela (Layla) 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I taught my cousin (6'2" and growing at 14) this one: "Oh, really? Are you sure?" *turn to friend* "Hey, did you know I'm tall? I had no idea. I don't have any mirrors in my house. Hey, thanks for telling me! That's why I'm always seeing the tops of people's heads!"
(It worked for me growing up fat, too.)
2007-01-17 08:21:00 · answer #6 · answered by GreenEyedLilo 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, you're standing in a hole
Or
Oh, thank God I thought everyone else was shrinking
Or
What did you say you midget freak
Or
And you are observant
2007-01-17 08:25:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Say "Obviously" and smirk so that the other person realizes they wwere being rude.
2007-01-17 08:30:19 · answer #8 · answered by No Sugar Added 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No your just to short.
2007-01-17 08:59:33 · answer #9 · answered by This is just my opinion! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're really short.
2007-01-17 08:20:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋