Sorry, couldn't help myself!
2007-01-17 08:07:24 · 28 answers · asked by Melissa Me 7 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Pregnancy
I'm 15 minutes late!
2007-01-17 08:08:06 · update #1
There you are, baby. I been callin' you for three years. Where you been?!
2007-01-17 08:15:56 · answer #1 · answered by David M 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I love this questions it makes as good of sense as some of the other can I be pregnant questions at least you had sex HAHAHA
Can't you other people see this is a joke of all the other stupid questions sometimes I feel like asking if I could be pregnant and I'm a man./
2007-01-17 08:43:07 · answer #2 · answered by goforit 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Assuming that you have not had sex since that time 3 years ago, then no you are not pregnant. Go buy a pregnancy test if you want to be sure but I wouldn't bother.
2007-01-17 08:15:46 · answer #3 · answered by Lyon D. 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Only if you are an African Elephant with an exceptionally long gestation period.
2007-01-17 08:20:27 · answer #4 · answered by Jess Wannano 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, possibly. Just thank God you have skipped the diaper stage. The baby should be ready for pre school when he comes out!! LOL
Can't you people tell she is joking! Sheesh!!!
2007-01-17 08:17:33 · answer #5 · answered by Mommy of 2 Boys 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
yeah, definately. I did read somewhere that sperm can live for up to five years! Talk about delayed reaction huh?
Thanks for the laugh. Needed one today too!
2007-01-17 08:15:12 · answer #6 · answered by intewonfan 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Your baby will come out weighing 80 pounds.
2007-01-17 08:14:00 · answer #7 · answered by echc 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No but if you could that you get you on the cover of THE WEEKLY WORLD NEWS at the checkout stand of your local supermarket
2007-01-17 08:15:18 · answer #8 · answered by rumbler_12 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Only in the Tabloid papers!
2007-01-17 08:12:52 · answer #9 · answered by winfielder74 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes and in 2 days you'll give birth!
2007-01-17 08:09:47 · answer #10 · answered by Jen 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
no way!! If you want a child now you can never depend on the sex that you had three years ago. You ned to have more sex so you do have a baby.
2007-01-17 08:15:18 · answer #11 · answered by Pothead 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋