I ate some food that did not agree with me & now all day it has been stinking.my boyfriend will be coming over in 15 minutes. my bathroom vent dont work and candles dont stand a chance. I feel another build up coming on and know it will stink.I don't want him to smell it and think I'm gross. what do I do?
2007-01-17 07:41:25 · 8 answers · asked by Sandy, David & Terry 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
HAHA! I really thought that when I clicked on your question I'd find out that the "loaf" you were referring to was a spoiled loaf of bread in your trash or something, just trying to get us thinking you were talking about poo. Well, anyway, in addition to mercy flushes, which are highly recommended, take some matches in there with you. Light a couple of matches - they will instantly cover the scent - no joking! Even the worst atomic bathroom bomb can be neutralized by a couple of matches that are lit, blown out and then wave the smoke around. I used to work with alot of guys and we always had a big box of those things in the unisex bathroom. Oh, and go ahead and light the candle, too, that way he won't wonder why you were in there lighting matches.
2007-01-17 07:54:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You light a match and that takes away the smell (light a bout 2/3)
if you go in to some peoples homes, your see matches on the back of the toilet (tank) thats why....
2007-01-17 07:46:47 · answer #2 · answered by Porcelain Doll 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you have that problem, give courtesy flushes as you go so the gases don't have a chance to accumulate! Open a window! Meet him at the door and say, "Let's go out for a while!"
2007-01-17 07:45:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stick a scented candle up your butt lol
2007-01-17 07:45:24 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take the dump outside in the yard.....
2007-01-17 07:48:32 · answer #5 · answered by spun up's evil inner child 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if you have to fart just fart. your BF should love you even for your flatulence.
2007-01-17 07:49:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
JUST KEEP BELIEVING THAT YOUR **** DOESN'T STINK AND EVENTUALLY IT WON'T
2007-01-17 07:44:33 · answer #7 · answered by HYPNOTIZE1 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats sick
2007-01-17 07:44:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋