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2007-01-17 07:39:28 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

19 answers

Two aliens, one male, one female...meet earth couple and ask if they would swap parners for one night so that aliens can go back and say what sex is like on earth. They agree. Alien man says to earthling woman if you want to make my willy bigger pull left ear, if you want to make it thicker pull right ear...Wow! Earthling woman had a great night...next morning aliens got into space ship and flew off. How did you get on asks the earthman to his partner...unbelievable she said, how about you? Really weird all she kept doing all night was pulling my ears!

It might not answer your question but I hope it makes you laugh

2007-01-18 00:12:48 · answer #1 · answered by reggie 4 · 1 0

Had a really raunchy dream last night and now you've got me worried about a small lump thats appeared at the back of my head! Maybe it's an alien implant..........

2007-01-17 08:57:08 · answer #2 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0 0

Yes, George Bush & Tony B liar

2007-01-17 07:42:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My wife and I got into an arguement last night and she started to throw a clock at my head, but I managed to take it away from her. I swear she was possessed by something. does that count?

2007-01-17 07:43:34 · answer #4 · answered by rahkokwee 5 · 0 0

Yes! they gave me a medal for it back in the 50's.

2007-01-17 07:44:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Often.. every time they take me up in the space ship for the experiments.

2007-01-17 07:42:05 · answer #6 · answered by xxyy 2 · 0 0

Yes, but i'm not sure what it was being at the time

2007-01-17 07:43:49 · answer #7 · answered by Matt 3 · 0 0

no never seen any alien beings

2007-01-17 07:41:30 · answer #8 · answered by valgal115 6 · 0 0

yup, this morning an alien tried to attack me so i threw him a tampon an he ran away horrified

2007-01-17 07:54:46 · answer #9 · answered by elizaday83 5 · 0 0

Only in my dreams, I washed him away with my high pressure hose!

2007-01-17 09:16:34 · answer #10 · answered by Social Science Lady 7 · 0 0

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