Choosing a wife
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
2007-01-17 07:08:35 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
huh, I thought you could get a boob job for about 5 grand these days
2007-01-17 07:17:33 · answer #1 · answered by Patty O' Green 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my girlfriends.. i might want to by no ability calm down with, so I completely accept as true with you on that when determining on a spouse i might want to seem for someone who can make me a more effective perfect individual.. i might want to think about her aims, pastimes, and what she needs to do jointly with her existence. i might want to ought to appreciate her organisation, she might want to be smart and loving. for sure there might want to should be some sexual charm too
2016-10-15 09:09:05 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Soooo funny!
2007-01-17 07:15:35 · answer #3 · answered by mel_b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh thought it would have a better ending...all that reading for nothing ;(
2007-01-17 07:13:21 · answer #4 · answered by lizzy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a man :)
2007-01-17 07:13:56 · answer #5 · answered by Pamela 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds about right
2007-01-17 07:11:26 · answer #6 · answered by NASER™ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA!
YOU UNDERSTAND MEN VERY WELL!
2007-01-17 07:11:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! you so got me! I am passing that along!!! FUNNY! Thanks!
2007-01-17 07:12:09 · answer #8 · answered by honeyc73 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AND?? lol
2007-01-17 07:11:10 · answer #9 · answered by mongo862001 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋