You totally stole that from Patton Oswalt. He has that in his stand up routine.
2007-01-17 07:15:06
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answered by Jennie Fabulous 4
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If you actually look up the cross reference to the scripture at John 18: 6 you will notice it points to John 7:46 where it states "The officers replied: “Never has [another] man spoken like this.” They knew he was the "Christ" which is Greek for Messiah. It says nothing about Him being God. Along similar lines, we could read Philippians 2:9, where the apostle Paul describes what God did after Jesus died and was resurrected. The verse says: "God exalted him [Jesus] to a superior position and kindly gave him the name that is above every other name." If Jesus was God or equal to God before he died and God later exalted him to a higher position, would that not put Jesus above God? Yet how could anyone become superior to God? And if he was God before he died, how can God die? There is no "mystery" here. Jesus is the Son of God. Also, God always referred to Jesus as his son, and Jesus always referred to God as his father, showing that God was older and had more authority. He also said that he came to do God's will and not his own, showing two wills; his father and his. Two separate wills. If you want to go on believing that God has three heads, then you must have three too, since you were created in his image!
2016-05-24 00:36:29
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answered by Anonymous
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I think they were closing up for the evening and some lazy guy took the left over chicken, potatoes, etc. and put them in a bowl to throw it out and some 'genius' manager got the idea from it! Why can't I come up with a money making idea like that, lol?
2007-01-17 06:16:59
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answered by The Nana of Nana's 7
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It almost sounds like something put together by Cheech and Chong. Whoever did it was probably pretty stoned, got the munchies and thought that a bunch of crud thrown together in a bowl was the best thing they had ever tasted (at least since the last time they got stoned.)
2007-01-17 06:15:59
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answered by Anonymous
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My theory is this happened at the annual KFC picnic party. Someone got crunk and had the munchies, threw about of stuff in a bowl as you said and "whoala", the KFC bowl was born.
2007-01-17 06:16:44
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answered by Anonymous
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I think the garbage man invented it he saw all the crap in KFC trash can & thought this looks like crap let me sell it to the Sanders fella but we'll put it in a bowl instead of a trash can.
Trash cans are only for dogs & cat to get into
2007-01-17 06:17:53
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answered by LCee 5
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They are owned by Taco Bell. All taco bell does is serve the same items but just folded into a tortilla differently. They are trying to do the same thing for KFC without having to bring in new products.
2007-01-17 06:10:47
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answered by Anonymous
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It came from the same think tank who thought, "Hey, we should sandwich sausage, eggs, and cheese in between two tiny pancakes. We could cook the syrup into the pancake batter, and we'll call it a McGriddle".
That sandwich is everything that is wrong with America.
2007-01-17 06:11:44
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answered by Anonymous
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The same people who said "Hey, lets scrape up all the parts of dead animals from the floor & put them into an intestine....because people will love to eat these" Thus the hot dog was born.....
2007-01-17 06:18:17
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answered by Anonymous
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That idiot is a genius. I bet it boosted their profits and raised the stock prices.
2007-01-17 06:10:04
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answered by Anonymous
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