i sh@gged one last month, she told me she was on the pill,
but she lied, an now i`m pregnant. should i have an abortion, or apply for single father allowance?
2007-01-17 06:02:26 · 28 answers · asked by qwerty 3 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Pregnancy
ha ha...oh gawd i almost wet myself laughing at this one
2007-01-17 06:05:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Well put it this way:
if u dont be there for the baby this woman might not want anything to do with you.
if u tell her u want an abortion she might go balistic! especially if she wants to keep it and...
if u applied for the single father allowance then she might want to stay with u if thats wot u want and also if u apply for the allowance u might find it will make u really happy knowing u will have one of the most fantastic things in the world...a baby of your own
2007-01-17 14:15:47 · answer #2 · answered by Emzie 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
he he
well, if you keep your baby it would make the news, make you millions from news media, "frist man to give birth to baby" and you will be a living lab experment.
so you wont have to worry about single father allowance.
well a good question diserves a good answer :)
2007-01-17 14:12:31 · answer #3 · answered by dislexic1yen 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Who`s the DADDY!!
I think you should go for the first option! Ever tried to pass a bowling ball................Ouch
And don`t trust anyone, they`ll do anything for a sh@g!!
Tink xxx
2007-01-17 17:23:01 · answer #4 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
best thing to do is have an abortion but pretend you haven't and embarass her in front of her freinds then chase her for child support. Also sleep with her dad that will get her back.
2007-01-17 14:12:30 · answer #5 · answered by Tom S 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
you know the pill is not 100% effective right? Even when taken properly there is still a chance. You cannot make the decision to have an abortion. It is not your body. It takes TWO to have sex, TWO to get pregnant. You should have been more responsible in the first place and used a condom. You are still running the risk of contracting/spreading an STD.
You have to accept the conciqinces of your own actions. Congradulations. You are a daddy
2007-01-17 14:08:48 · answer #6 · answered by .. 3 · 1⤊ 6⤋
Keep the baby - as the first man to be pregnant you will be worth a fortune!
2007-01-17 14:12:58 · answer #7 · answered by Bexs 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
People need to pull their head out of their @$$ and realize the question was a joke. *snicker* A funny one, at that. That's what you get for not paying close attention.
2007-01-17 14:17:57 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Do people actually read the questions posted?
Is it just the women who seem to be blurtacious with their responses?
2007-01-17 14:12:51 · answer #9 · answered by laughingspam 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Don't be daft!
Have the kiddie, then sell it to Madonna or some other celebrity for a fortune!
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2007-01-17 14:11:51 · answer #10 · answered by Nobody 5 · 5⤊ 1⤋