i was just wondering if any of you women had a funny or embarrassing story that involved pantyhose?
2007-01-17 05:31:14 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beauty & Style ➔ Fashion & Accessories
I washed several pairs of my worn pantyhose in a type of detergent that I'd never used before, and later slipped a pair of them on as I dressed for work. After I'd been at work for a short time my entire lower body (and I mean everywhere!) started itching uncontrollably! It became so unbearable that several times during the day I had to go into the ladies' room and take off my pants just to scratch all over!
By the time I got home I realized that I must be allergic the new detergent, and re-washed all of my pantyhose.
It wasn't very funny at the time, but thinking back I can't help but giggle at how it must have looked!
2007-01-17 08:08:21 · answer #1 · answered by Carla Rae 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Pantyhose Stories
2016-10-02 05:52:56 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dianne A - that is the funniest story i have read in yahoo!! You gotta get 10 points for that!
Mine is more embarrassing than funny, well at least from my perspective. I normally hate pantihose, but I was invited to an awards evening and thought it best to go dressed to kill. I am a fuller figure and pantihose sizing can be a little tricky, none the less I bought a pack and dashed off to the venue to dress.
Never considered how a velvet wrap dress would work over pantihose sans the petticoat. Whilst struggling into the pantihose which was 2 sizes too small I punctured both legs at hip height. But soldiered on with dressing only to arrive at the event out of breath, looking like I been dragging backward though a dense garden. The nylon stockings generated so much static that the velvet dress clung to me, highlighting every bump and curve, not to mention the saddle bags I now had hanging out of the torn stockings.
When the lights dimmed for the main event, everyone could see little blue sparks jumping off my dress everytime I moved.
2007-01-25 03:52:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
All females have a funny/embarrassing story about pantyhose, me included, and if you have any cross dressers out there, you know they do, because if females, who this crap was designed for, after all these years can't get those stupid things right, then you know good and well, no cross dressing man can, and I am sure there are a hell of a lot more funny stories to be told in that circle about those damn PANTYHOSE, ask your question there.
2016-03-18 00:06:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, when I went to the bathroom, I guess I didn't adjust my skirt or look in the mirror, I was walking back to my desk, when a MALE co-worker said "hey you should fix your skirt", my skirt was stuck in my pantyhose and my butt was completely showing! How embarrassing!
2007-01-17 05:36:37 · answer #5 · answered by sarabmw 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm giving a presentation to lots of people. My coworker from the back of the room interrupted me, shouting "What's on your leg?" I looked down, blushed, and answered "It's a square of toilet paper." I'd somehow dropped it between my hose and leg, clearly visible to everyone.
At the end of my segment, I took my seat, and covertly scooched the square of toilet paper up my leg, under my skirt. A few minutes later, I stood to begin another segment of the presentation, and the same jerk hollered "Where'd it go?" I was forced to admit that I'd worked it up under my skirt.
2007-01-25 03:26:26 · answer #6 · answered by Dianne A 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I went to the bathroom and when I pulled my panties and hose up I got my dress caught in it and my pantyhose was on the outside instead of my dress!@~
2007-01-17 05:39:45 · answer #7 · answered by nswblue 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, when I get a run in my control top hose, I usually cut the legs off and use the control top as a girdle!
2007-01-17 05:35:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i got a ladder in my pantyhose once!
2007-01-17 05:45:44 · answer #9 · answered by jon h 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Once had a catastrophe at my sophmore prom.. Eek!
2007-01-17 05:36:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋