It wasn't funny at the time, but I guess now 2 years later I can find a little humor in this.
My family used to have a house by the countryside...one day I accidentally stepped on fire ants, and they started crawling through all my clothes. I had to strip EVERYTHING off, and run about a mile back to my house!
Thankfully nobody was there to see this (i am very SHY), but it was in BROAD DAYLIGHT and there was a road right behind me that nobody ever used.
If you had been driving down that road that afternoon and saw me running back to my house...in the alltogether...and knew i was okay, what would you say or do to make me BLUSH the most?
2007-01-17 05:18:46 · 5 answers · asked by Bob D 1 in Beauty & Style ➔ Fashion & Accessories
Looks like a penis, only smaller.
(That's the best I got)
2007-01-17 05:26:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow... I'm on a floppy dick drive! What's wrong son? Got ants in your pants? I guess YOU don't like showering after gym class! I mean, you are a kid, right? That thing's gonna grow some, ain't it? Hey, is that an ant crawling out or is it getting hard now? Gotta go now boy, I'm starting to feel like a Catholic priest here...
2007-01-17 05:39:37 · answer #2 · answered by roynburton 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've been asking this question like a million times! lol! well I'd just laugh and think your just running down the street naked on purpose. Oh and that your crazy! lol! â¥
2007-01-17 06:07:44 · answer #3 · answered by :) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing, why SHAME = If you go out bare naked and nobody looks at you (then you can say that people can't care less about you
2007-01-17 05:28:37 · answer #4 · answered by Lil' Gay Monster 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think just looking at you would have been enough to make you blush.
2007-01-17 05:28:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋