My fiance says "I'm going to check on an airplane." He got that from his uncle when he was a kid and it's funny, becasue few people know what he means by that, and he even got some of his co-workers saying it!!
2007-01-17 04:23:14 · 25 answers · asked by My Dog Rowdy 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Dragon had an ex-boyfriend who said he was gonna go "make brownies".
She thought that was stupid, but it was the only thing she could think of.
2007-01-17 04:28:37 · answer #1 · answered by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Going to the restroom" is something of an euphemism to most UKers, as is the phrase "using the bathroom". To me, a "restroom" is somewhere you go to have a lie down when you are tired, and a "bathroom" is where you get in the bath for a nice soak.
However, to answer you question, I like the one some men use "meet a man about a dog". "Point Percy at the porcelain" is cute too, but neither of them work for women. For women, "powder my nose" strikes me as funny - funny place for a nose.
My husband always says "I'm going for a slash" for No 1 and "I'm going for a s*h**t" for No 2. Men are so basic.
2007-01-17 04:33:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The best ones I know of are, unfortunately, only usable by men. My very favorite is "I'm off to shake hands with the wife's best friend". There's also "point Percy at the porcelain". I think these are both Australian originally--for some reason they seem to have a knack for toilet euphemisms. The only one I like that's useful for girls is "I need to go spend a penny". Does this date back to the days of pay toilets? I'm not sure, but it's kind of sweet!
2007-01-17 04:29:55 · answer #3 · answered by Leslie D 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
are you able to help me w/my resume? i have had many adult men help me w/my resume through the years. Edit: hollow. My earring in basic terms fell out & my daughter, observing on the spot the position an earring became worn stated, "Mommy, you've a huge hollow." & i assumed, "convinced, & it truly isn't any longer the,....., hollow Mommy has." Now Harry Sparky, i'm spending Sunday morn searching for the little stud that fell out of my hollow. Edit back: Stud, too
2016-10-15 08:55:33 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An old friend of mine used the phrase "I'm going to go squeeze some mud." I use that time to time.
2007-01-17 04:33:32 · answer #5 · answered by G-Man 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like to quote the Scottish Gentleman, "Fat Bastard:" I've got a crrrrap on deck that could CHOKE a DONKEY." My family loves/hates that. I admit its pretty gross.
2007-01-17 04:30:31 · answer #6 · answered by Sleek 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha, I've never heard that one before... Thats a good one...
I say, "I have to go to the office. I'll be back after my report is turned in." lol
;o)
2007-01-17 04:27:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Going to the restroom for a much needed rest....
2007-01-17 04:26:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nothing unusual or unique, I just use "I gotta potty" or if I'm somewhere dignified, then "I need to use the Ladies' Room"
2007-01-17 04:26:49 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I am out with my wife I tell her I have to run back to the house real quick
2007-01-17 04:28:34 · answer #10 · answered by Go! 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋