Why do people naturally say and ask such silly things?

Question

This really makes me laugh how we accidently say the most silly things. An example or two... 'Where did you loose it' - well if we knew that it wouldnt be lost. 'No offence but...' - well it obviously is gonna be something offensive. 'I dont mean to ask but..' Do you get my drift. Come up with some more!

drunk people always say ' I'm not drunk'. ummm...what else... oh if someone came to the door when i was a kid and asked if i was in, my dad used to say 'Yes' and then close the door in their face, same on the phone. He used to say they asked a question, i answered it.

Answer 1

Phoning someone on their home landline and asking them where they are.

Answer 2

My favourite is the one that's heard practically all the time in Courts of Law, and that's "..... with respect....." (as in "with respect m'Lord, that is NOT the case) - because in actual fact it mean the exact OPPOSITE of what it says!

Answer 3

You came up with one.
Where did you loose it?
Did you mean lose it or loosen it?

I know someone who phones me up and says "It's me"
"No your not", I say, "I'm me, you're you".
She'll get so hacked off with me, she'll give her name one day.
Maybe.......

Answer 4

when i was a kid my parents used to say stop crying else ill give you something to cry for---------------- dont come running to me if you break your leg (doing stunts on my bike)

Answer 5

You just have

Answer 6

Whenever I disagree with my friend she is is fond of:
"Ari . . . . why are you so stupid"

Answer 7

it a secret,tell me, its a secret,tell me

Answer 8

THEY DO IT FOR ATTENTION SEEKING