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Well when i got out of bed this morning i noticed that my ankle socks reached my thighs, and my knees are touching my ankles! What could be causing this? I asked mother to hit my knees with a hammer (ive seen them do this on hospital programs) although this didnt really do anything apart from give me a swollen leg! Do you think it was brother messing around with me in the night? I mean he has done things to me before like the time he shaved of my long black and white chavtastic hair and sold it to the local famers wife as a wig! He told me that my hair had been stolen in my sleep by hair fairy's, i believed him at first until i saw the farmers wife in tesco wearing MY hair! Anyway my question is does anyone know what has happened to my legs?

2007-01-16 19:57:05 · 14 answers · asked by fletch 2 in Family & Relationships Other - Family & Relationships

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hmmmm maybe it was the leg fairys??? i got up this morning and looked like lurch! got out of bed stoot up n bashed my head on the ceiling!! got a fright i was so tall and went running out the bedroom door forgot 2 duck whacked the door frame and knocked myself out! if u find out it was ur brother can u send him here and u can take my excess leg??

2007-01-16 20:32:24 · answer #1 · answered by dellyboppers 2 · 0 0

perchance you could desire to work out a different wellbeing practitioner. Leg discomfort might desire to come for a sequence of motives. status too long, from the spinal nerves, swelling simply by undesirable stream. Is the discomfort muscular or on your bones? Are you under tension? that's impossible to guess yet once you're aggravating approximately it, then i might seek for a different opinion. Have a blood attempt executed and circulate from there.

2016-10-07 06:56:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Sounds like fun and games at your house!
I personally think he hypnotized you whilst you were sleeping, and that nothing is wrong with your legs after all.
Plus if you go to the doctor, he will have you comitted to a mental hospital - then imagine the smirk on your brother's face!
Do you want to give him that satisfaction?
Rather go into his room tonight whilst he is sleeping, and pour water next to his ear - it will make him wet the bed...

2007-01-16 20:10:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i think brother changed your ankle socks for knee high socks in the night your legs have not shrunk

2007-01-17 03:13:34 · answer #4 · answered by mummy to thomas n summer 5 · 0 0

It's not your legs that has shrunk ,,it's your brain that has
diminished over night , if you think you are altogether there ,try different pair of socks ,old ones may have stretch ,,good luck

2007-01-16 20:08:37 · answer #5 · answered by JJ 7 · 0 0

Well at least that was the only hair he shaved on your body

2007-01-16 20:44:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

as someone who suffers from the symtpoms you have described, i find this very offensive and insulting. thought you should know this.right it's time for my morning five mile run. D'oh!

2007-01-16 20:18:23 · answer #7 · answered by Troubled Joe(the ghost of) 6 · 0 0

I think someone switched socks on you while you were sleeping.

2007-01-16 20:02:01 · answer #8 · answered by J.M.C 5 · 0 0

I don't know about your legs but something is very wrong with your brain

2007-01-16 20:03:21 · answer #9 · answered by avavu 5 · 1 0

Too much Kipper wine makes you legless!

2007-01-16 20:01:01 · answer #10 · answered by PomOnTour 3 · 0 0

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