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It wasn't funny at the time, but I guess now 2 years later I can find a little humor in this.

My family used to have a house by the countryside...one day I accidentally stepped on fire ants, and they started crawling through all my clothes. I had to strip EVERYTHING off, and run about a mile back to my house!

Thankfully nobody was there to see this (i am very SHY), but it was in BROAD DAYLIGHT and there was a road right behind me that nobody ever used.

If you had been driving down that road that afternoon and saw me running back to my house...in the alltogether...and knew i was okay, what would you say or do to make me BLUSH the most?

2007-01-16 19:50:09 · 10 answers · asked by brian 1 in Family & Relationships Friends

10 answers

"Hmm.. I didn't know gay cowboys lived here"

2007-01-16 19:53:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Funny thing is i actually did the same thing once. Well not the running down the road part but the taking off your clothes because of fire ants. I honestly wouldn't care if it was on a little used road in the countryside somewhere now if it was in the middle of a highway that'd be one thing. Don't be ashamed of your body you were born naked.

2007-01-17 03:54:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well at least you changed the format up a bit. Normally your skinny dipping when you post this crappy story. Still uninteresting and still lacking creativity my friend. Find something serious to post or just go away would you.
-NmD!

2007-01-17 03:56:28 · answer #3 · answered by NoMaD! 6 · 0 0

Wow look at how that snake holds on!

2007-01-17 03:54:02 · answer #4 · answered by betty_htch 5 · 0 0

It sure is nice seeing you again, Maybe you should hang out, out here more often...

2007-01-17 03:55:02 · answer #5 · answered by lori 3 · 0 0

theres only one in a million to have a guts like yours...

2007-01-17 04:10:50 · answer #6 · answered by eloi 2 · 0 0

I would call the cops

2007-01-17 03:53:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

my jaws would have dropped and burst out in laughter....
(the issue will be in my mind for ages i guess)...

Lucki i was not there!!

2007-01-17 03:56:03 · answer #8 · answered by sUnseT 3 · 0 0

I would have said something like "PLEASE stop asking the same question over and over, pervert."

2007-01-17 03:53:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

god it must be COLD!

2007-01-17 14:48:06 · answer #10 · answered by sarge 3 · 0 0

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