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To stop the snoring before it starts.

2007-01-16 18:25:10 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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Finally I can laugh at one dude!!!!!!!!


Your brown-eyed Christian friend in PA

2007-01-17 12:03:44 · answer #1 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 2 1

You're on your way to being a stand-up comic! Hope you're not looking for a scientific answer, but you just couldn't resist adding that little joke. Maybe they do it because once the male impregnates her, what good is he to her afterwards? It's not like there's going to be midnight cravings and he'll go to the store. He's not going to hold her hands while she's giving birth. Maybe she didn't want to mate and get pregnant in the first place! That's enough reason to get rid of any male in any species!

2007-01-16 18:32:35 · answer #2 · answered by goldie 6 · 2 0

They are compassionate creatures, wouldnt it be better if human females did the same rather than indulge in the great deception that leads to marriage and a life time of suffering for the unfortunate man too trusting to see what lerks beneath?

2007-01-16 18:34:14 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 1 0

no dear, after mating they become useless, like most males. black widows are smart

2016-03-29 01:12:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ha, cute!

I actually find it rather intriguing. The female praying mantis kills her mate as well. I am considering a praying mantis for my next (and second) tat. Just for kicks.

2007-01-16 18:31:44 · answer #5 · answered by Abby 5 · 1 0

so they dont mate with other black widow spider i guess

2007-01-16 18:28:56 · answer #6 · answered by vj 2 · 1 0

You have broken the first Answers Commandment: Thou shalt not answer thy own questions.

2007-01-16 18:28:42 · answer #7 · answered by Atlas 6 · 3 1

Cuz female arachnids are more brutal than female humans?

2007-01-16 18:28:17 · answer #8 · answered by RoninShonen 5 · 2 0

So that they do NOT have to pay the Divorce Settlement!

2007-01-16 18:29:03 · answer #9 · answered by sglmom 7 · 1 0

So they'll never have to worry about them being unfaithful.

2007-01-16 18:28:58 · answer #10 · answered by nobluffzone 5 · 1 0

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